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Sep 7, 2015 02:17 AM
I'll start with pretty easy one:

Studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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Sep 7, 2015 02:20 AM
Newton say's what goes up will come down sure,But he didn't say when and at what time it will come down :D
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Sep 7, 2015 02:22 AM
Wife: You bastard! I hope you have a damn good reason for coming home at 7 in the morning.
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Do tell!
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Sep 7, 2015 02:24 AM
What's an Aboriginal vibrator?

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Sep 7, 2015 02:28 AM
(Sep 7, 2015 02:24 AM)Vitani's Mate Wrote:  What's an Aboriginal vibrator?

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lets vibrateeeeee
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Sep 7, 2015 02:53 AM
My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day.
That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old.
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Sep 7, 2015 02:58 AM
(Sep 7, 2015 02:53 AM)Hydroclitoric Acid Wrote:  My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day.
That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

Duddee, that's bad. It cracked me up though. GG 🤣
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Sep 7, 2015 03:00 AM
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"

The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?!?!"

The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time she just lies there and cries."
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Sep 7, 2015 03:06 AM
(Sep 7, 2015 02:58 AM)Vitani Wrote:  Duddee, that's bad. It cracked me up though. GG 🤣

Oh, I've got more :P

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Trying to fit in.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Love this one :P
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Sep 7, 2015 03:10 AM
What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?

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Sep 7, 2015 03:21 AM
(Sep 7, 2015 02:53 AM)Hydroclitoric Acid Wrote:  My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day.
That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

AHAHA that's fucked up. xD
AHAHA!
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Sep 7, 2015 03:31 AM
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off
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Sep 7, 2015 03:34 AM
i feel like if i throw in a racist joke this thread will turn against me
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Sep 7, 2015 03:39 AM
(Sep 7, 2015 03:34 AM)Kebabs Wrote:  i feel like if i throw in a racist joke this thread will turn against me

I'm the same.

Trying to avoid all jokes that include racism or homosexuality 👹
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Sep 7, 2015 03:41 AM
yo mama 🤝

Thank you! Thank you! I'm here everyday of the week folks!
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