Sep 30, 2015 05:51 PM
(This post was last modified: Sep 30, 2015 05:51 PM by alnoise.)
First off let's just say that have no intentions on copying any Youtuber's on this post. This is a personal experience of something that happened to me in my life. So fuck off with your "You fucking copies * in this post" like just, fuck you.
Okay so I usually don't bring weed into school unless after school I was going to smoke it with my friends or something. But this unfortunate day I brought it in because I was going to go onto my friends bus and go to his house to smoke for a little while.
So where I live, weed is VERY common, so our school has amazing security. One time search dogs even came in, I don't know why, but they did. So it is very easy to get caught if you have weed.
Being dumb ass little me, if you know anything about weed, if you are trying to hide the smell, you should bad it about 3 or 4 times or put it in a pill bottle to hide the scent, and I didn't fucking do that.
So you know, about 2 blocks of classes go by and everything is all good. I'm sitting in studio and art or some shit and I am just talking to one of my friends until the teacher walks over to check out work, and I shit you not when she came over the look on her face wen't from happy to dead serious and she said "Okay, who has weed at this table?" and I got so fucking scared. She told us if one of us didn't tell her, then she would send our whole table down to the office and we would all be searched.
Obviously I am not going to say "Yeah, I have weed." so she sent me and all of my friends at the table down to the office to get searched. I have been searched before and they check your pocket's and they check your backpack. So I got a little smarter and I put it in my socks. (Learned to do this from xCodeh). So they call us in once at a time. I got so fucking lucky I was last. So I have this in my socks and my friends know this. When the first friend walks out of the office, he told me that they checked his socks.
I got so fucking scared. Knowing my school, they wouldn't just call my mom and forget that it ever happened, they would take legal actions about it.
When it was finally my turn. I turned into a little smart ass and when told me to take my backpack off and empty my pockets I said "You can't search me without a warrant". The look on their face was priceless. Because at this point, they knew that I had the weed and now I was not letting them search me. I was being so sketch but it was true, they didn't have the right to search me. So they pretty much brought in the real principle, a couple attendance officers, and the dean of students.
They lied to me and told me that they could search me and if they didn't let them search me they would call the police. At that point I was thinking about just walking out of the room and going home and prob. getting suspended for about 2 days. OR getting into legal trouble and not knowing what would happen.
I decided to take the first option and walk home. These are the exact words that I said to them, and I will never forget them. "Fuck you, I'm out." and I just walked out of the room and walked home, and to my surprise, I got suspended for 2 days. But to this day I still think I made the right decision.
TL;DR: Went into school with weed, teacher smelled it sent me to office. Office told me to empty my pockets and take my bag off, I refused and told them they can't search me without a warrant. They got pissed as did I, I said "Fuck you, I'm out" and left and wen't home then got suspended for 2 days.
Quick little disclaimer. I don't make these stories to pretty much say "Wow, I'm so fucking cool because I smoke weed!" I make them because I find them funny and for you guys to enjoy them.
But yeah, thanks for reading.
Okay so I usually don't bring weed into school unless after school I was going to smoke it with my friends or something. But this unfortunate day I brought it in because I was going to go onto my friends bus and go to his house to smoke for a little while.
So where I live, weed is VERY common, so our school has amazing security. One time search dogs even came in, I don't know why, but they did. So it is very easy to get caught if you have weed.
Being dumb ass little me, if you know anything about weed, if you are trying to hide the smell, you should bad it about 3 or 4 times or put it in a pill bottle to hide the scent, and I didn't fucking do that.
So you know, about 2 blocks of classes go by and everything is all good. I'm sitting in studio and art or some shit and I am just talking to one of my friends until the teacher walks over to check out work, and I shit you not when she came over the look on her face wen't from happy to dead serious and she said "Okay, who has weed at this table?" and I got so fucking scared. She told us if one of us didn't tell her, then she would send our whole table down to the office and we would all be searched.
Obviously I am not going to say "Yeah, I have weed." so she sent me and all of my friends at the table down to the office to get searched. I have been searched before and they check your pocket's and they check your backpack. So I got a little smarter and I put it in my socks. (Learned to do this from xCodeh). So they call us in once at a time. I got so fucking lucky I was last. So I have this in my socks and my friends know this. When the first friend walks out of the office, he told me that they checked his socks.
I got so fucking scared. Knowing my school, they wouldn't just call my mom and forget that it ever happened, they would take legal actions about it.
When it was finally my turn. I turned into a little smart ass and when told me to take my backpack off and empty my pockets I said "You can't search me without a warrant". The look on their face was priceless. Because at this point, they knew that I had the weed and now I was not letting them search me. I was being so sketch but it was true, they didn't have the right to search me. So they pretty much brought in the real principle, a couple attendance officers, and the dean of students.
They lied to me and told me that they could search me and if they didn't let them search me they would call the police. At that point I was thinking about just walking out of the room and going home and prob. getting suspended for about 2 days. OR getting into legal trouble and not knowing what would happen.
I decided to take the first option and walk home. These are the exact words that I said to them, and I will never forget them. "Fuck you, I'm out." and I just walked out of the room and walked home, and to my surprise, I got suspended for 2 days. But to this day I still think I made the right decision.
TL;DR: Went into school with weed, teacher smelled it sent me to office. Office told me to empty my pockets and take my bag off, I refused and told them they can't search me without a warrant. They got pissed as did I, I said "Fuck you, I'm out" and left and wen't home then got suspended for 2 days.
Quick little disclaimer. I don't make these stories to pretty much say "Wow, I'm so fucking cool because I smoke weed!" I make them because I find them funny and for you guys to enjoy them.
But yeah, thanks for reading.
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