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The Swat Team is knocking on your door, what will you do?
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Oct 6, 2015 10:09 PM
(Oct 6, 2015 10:04 PM)Lizardz Wrote:  I would offer them a couple beers and tell them there's a black guy down the street.

No need to be racist bro, tell them its a African American, get your fucking facts straight before the police kill him thats the least you can do.
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Oct 6, 2015 10:16 PM
(Oct 6, 2015 10:09 PM)Genicus Wrote:  No need to be racist bro, tell them its a African American, get your fucking facts straight before the police kill him thats the least you can do.

Sorry I was raised my orientals.
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Oct 6, 2015 10:37 PM (This post was last modified: Oct 6, 2015 10:37 PM by #Skyline.)
Give them Tibit's address, and say there is a bomb there.
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Oct 6, 2015 11:01 PM
I'll ask if they have a warrant. If they do, I'll ask for 5 minutes. Then, I'll do what I have to do.
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Oct 6, 2015 11:04 PM
(Oct 6, 2015 10:08 PM)skelly76 Wrote:  Smash my 2k computer, take my clothes off, lather myself in shampoo, then open the door and say "Thanks for coming to my orgy on time, I didn't think anyone would show up".
Hey man! I'll come to your orgy 🤝
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Oct 7, 2015 02:43 AM
If they knock on my door its obviously got to be something got to do with my computer.
I would take my HDDs and run for life. Lol
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Oct 7, 2015 02:44 AM
Kneel down, hands on my neck, and say, I have nothing on me.
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Oct 7, 2015 02:46 AM
Blow my goddamn brains all over the ceiling
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Oct 7, 2015 02:49 AM
I will torch my house and let them in xD
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Oct 7, 2015 02:58 AM
jizz on my disk tray so it wont open
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Oct 7, 2015 03:02 AM
(Oct 7, 2015 02:58 AM)haydrazs Wrote:  jizz on my disk tray so it wont open

I'm done lmfao

I would let them in, I got nothing to hide
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Oct 7, 2015 03:03 AM
Well considering they don't knock and considering they go through each room in a matter of seconds, Id say I would put my hands up and wait the 15 seconds it would take for them to get to my room. :)
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Oct 7, 2015 03:06 AM
Let them in for a cup of coffee. I have nothing to hide at my house except for a switchblade or two which are technically legal as long as you keep them within your residence.

Rule #1 of Illegal Activity: Don't shit where you eat.
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Oct 7, 2015 03:28 AM
I'll ask them if they would like to drink a cup of tee with me. Nothing I have to hide from them anyways ;p
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Oct 7, 2015 03:30 AM
Let them in no point in getting murdered becuase someone swatted us.
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