(Oct 2, 2017 01:07 PM)Roberto Scorpius Malfoy Wrote: Lmfao if you make me laugh like you do on HF i will pay them to hire you to our team. 🤗
well i was a comedian for 3 months, but i later got fired because i was " not what they expected ".. thats a bummer
but for the past 2 years i've been a professional tickler ( once you catch the humans its pretty straight forward, you'll make them laugh to
DEATH if u know what ure doing )
basically my job is this:
LURE human to my room
CLOSE the door, prevent escape
TIE them to a chair
START tickling, and then say:
fuk u u human if u dont call ur bank up and give me all ur money i wont stop tickling you
they give in pretty quickly i wont lie
they would never expect this from a dog
plus as soon as they walk out the room and tell their friends " a dog tickled me and didn't stop until i paid up ",
noone's gonna believe them
PLEASE DONT sell this as an ebook
its a private method
this month i made 7,819,820$
i got lucky i caught a multi millionaire in my trap room