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God im a fucking loser lmao

This is probably the one place I shouldn't be asking but I can't get a gf it sucks dick any advice?
Well without seeing what you look like, get a fresh cut - nice watch - well fitted clothing and then go to a few events in your area with friends. Chat with chicks you meet at festivals, roadshows or whatever types of events you hit up as that will usually determine what type of chick they are.
Dress like Kevin Heffernan from Super Troopers, You'll be good.
Buy a lambo. There is no easier way to get a girlfriend lol :D
Just pull out a wad of money everywhere you go. 100 on top 50 ones in the middle and you'll have no trouble.
lmao dont put money in the same bag as girlfriend/ or simple friends
that's the way to have fake friends / gf
Ask yourself a few questions:

Are you ugly?
Do you have a bad sense of style?
Are you social enough to meet girls?

If yes to any you can most likely fix them. Just get yourself a clean cut and your eyebrows done. Buy some new clothes / shoes, and try to get out there and meet some new people. A lot of the time guys are just looking in the wrong places.
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Ask her straight up to do it. Always works.
(Sep 26, 2018 05:59 PM)PerfectStorm Wrote:  Ask her straight up to do it. Always works.
Do WHAT? Be his girlfriend? Just runs up to random girls and yells it at them lmao.
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(Sep 26, 2018 06:02 PM)Business Wrote:  Do WHAT? Be his girlfriend? Just runs up to random girls and yells it at them lmao.

hahaha only joking here 🤭
post a pic of yourself just on a normal day so we can see how you look/style etc maybe can be of more help, hard to say without any info
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(Sep 26, 2018 06:24 PM)JTMBoss Wrote:  post a pic of yourself just on a normal day so we can see how you look/style etc maybe can be of more help, hard to say without any info

🤫 I highly doubt this is going to happen.
Don’t do it bro it’s a trap

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