(Oct 6, 2018 03:55 PM)Smexy Wrote: Please post a funny story, people always appriciate them and so do I c:
My favorite story was around week two so we were still getting messed with and treated like the scum of the earth.
We're eating lunch chow and of course the Drill Instructors are walking around our chow hall area to make sure we weren't being stupid or anything. I saved my fruit (an orange) for last because the skin on the chow hall oranges was pretty tough and took a bit of work to get off, didn't want to waste time doing it and maybe miss eating part of the main meal etc.
My DI sees this and the following dialog takes place:
Tostig, you disgusting thing. Why haven't you eaten your fucking fruit?
>Good afternoon sir, this recruit does not know.
Well, fucking eat it.
-->I pick it up and start peeling it.
ZERO!
>Freeze!
Did I say peel it?
>No, sir.
Good. Eat it.
>Aye aye sir.
-->I take a bite out of it like it's an apple and start to spit out the peel.
ZERO!
>Freeze!
Eat the goddamn fucking peel.
>Aye aye sir.
I got through a third of the orange eating it like an apple with the peel on it before it was time to leave the chow hall since the guide was done eating.
More stories to come after I come back from dinner w/ my family.