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Poll: Do you wipe backwards or forwards?
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Ballsack to asscrack (backwards)
0%
0 0%
Asscrack to ballsack (forwards)
20.00%
1 20.00%
i use my finger
80.00%
4 80.00%
Total 5 vote(s) 100%
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Do you wipe your ass backwards or forwards?

My friend brought this up. When I told him I wipe from back to front, he thought I was fucking weird, then I found out I am the only one who wipes back to front.

Backwards: Start from ballsack, wipe towards buttcrack
Forwards: Start from the back (buttcrack) and wipe towards your ballsack

I personally wipe forwards, I tried to wipe backwards today and it felt so weird and wrong
And then theres this.. I swear I seen a thread like this before.

I just wipe.. And hope to get it all.
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to wipe backward to avoid getting unwanted stuff in unwanted areas.
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What a shit thread.

Literally.
(Oct 23, 2018 09:35 AM)Mr Professor Wrote:  What a shit thread.

Literally.

Yeah, so shit that I use my finger.
(Oct 23, 2018 09:35 AM)bοxxy Wrote:  I'm pretty sure you're supposed to wipe backward to avoid getting unwanted stuff in unwanted areas.

Not like I get shit all over my scrotum when I wipe. I know when to stop, I am an adult now
(Oct 23, 2018 09:38 AM)WageWolf Wrote:  Yeah, so shit that I use my finger.

Me too, bro.

Indian style or nothing.
Backwards: Start from ballsack, wipe towards buttcrack
That's what I do.
(Oct 23, 2018 09:34 AM)Condoms Wrote:  And then theres this.. I swear I seen a thread like this before.

I just wipe.. And hope to get it all.

Ur not hallucinating, I made one like a few weeks ago 🤣


OP: I do it sideways with a broomstick
(Oct 23, 2018 09:53 AM)jesuschristisfake Wrote:  Ur not hallucinating, I made one like a few weeks ago  🤣


OP: I do it sideways with a broomstick

Hmm, that technique seems interesting. Will try later today.
(Oct 23, 2018 09:53 AM)jesuschristisfake Wrote:  Ur not hallucinating, I made one like a few weeks ago  🤣


OP: I do it sideways with a broomstick

It's been longer than that since I last seen threads like this. (I don't come around too much..)
But I know when I do see them, they are always that goldmine of sheer weirdness.
If you wipe side-to-side, it doesn't matter which way. You are retarded.
(Oct 23, 2018 09:35 AM)Mr Professor Wrote:  What a shit thread.

Literally.

OP is after asswipe award
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Next thread of Op
"Do you kiss ass from left or right?"
for ass kisser award 😏
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(Oct 23, 2018 09:56 AM)Condoms Wrote:  It's been longer than that since I last seen threads like this. (I don't come around too much..)
But I know when I do see them, they are always that goldmine of sheer weirdness.


(Oct 23, 2018 09:38 AM)WageWolf Wrote:  Yeah, so shit that I use my finger.
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