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Tips for Applying to Groups and Crews [semi-satire]

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Tips for Applying to Groups and Crews
by Spaark

I thought I'd write up this thread for those who are genuinely interested in joining a usergroup for whatever reason. I've personally experienced, as leader of Wolfpack and Samaritans that particularly new users struggle to successfully get into groups due to the same stupid mistakes. Here are my 3 tips to successfully joining groups or crews on this forum. I'll be referring to both Crews and Usergroups as Usergroups because my brain just isn't that big.

1. Understanding Usergroups
A usergroup, at time of publishing this costs around $1600-$2600 to purchase. In addition you must pay Omniscient $250 to have the group transferred to your name after receiving approval to own it in the first place. They're not cheap and there is a limited number of them. If you don't value the group you're applying to, just don't apply. It might be cool to have a userbar and such, but it's very easy to tell which members are interested in being apart of the community and which just want to sell more ebooks. While obviously every group is unique, it's your job as an applicant to get to know the group before you apply. Get in touch with members that are already in the group you're interested in, make friends and get familiar with what you want to achieve. It's basic networking and it applies to life just as much as Hackforums. Usergroups are commonly very personal and close knitted groups of friends, you should respect that and also use it to your advantage.

2a. Writing an Application - All About You
One of the most frustrating things about the forum for me at the moment is processing applications. If you've taken the first part of advice above, it isn't very hard. But a lot of people are increasingly fucking braindead in their applications. Unless you're seriously involved with the people approving or denying the applications you should write more than one fucking line per application question. Futhermore, if you're genuinely interested in joining a group and think that you can just write 50 words and catch the interest of a HF Group Leader you'd be kidding yourself. When there's an application template, follow it. But don't be shy to get creative and elaborate on the points you make in your application. You don't need to do pages full of information about yourself, but you should try differentiate yourself from the likeminded average HF Member.

2b. Writing an Application - Requirements and things NOT to do
As all groups are unique and so are their entry requirements. Usually present in a Recruitment Thread are the requirements for applicants. They're often not very difficult to meet. Sometimes I get users trying to apply to Wolfpack who I swear don't even read the Recruitment Thread, they skip straight to the bottom and copy paste an App. It's the most obvious sign that you're not a quality member and generally only takes 2mins of reading to avoid. When writing the Application, use proper English and fill in the right information. Hint: If it says <YOURNAME> or something similar, that's where you put your fucking name. English is the primary language of the forum, I understand there's a large group of members who haven't learnt English as their first language, that's fine. But if you're an active member you've probably met someone who does have a good grasp on the language who could potentially help you clean it up. Avoid using abreviatons and slang in Applications. You're trying to sell yourself to someone who has a ~$2000+ investment in the forum, a bit of respect and due diligence goes a long way. An additional tip, don't be that guy who applies through UserCP. It's the worst first impression you could probably make.

3. Afterwards
Lets say you've applied to groups around the forum and nobody has gotten back to you after many days, perhaps weeks. It's time to reflect. Go back to the beginning and consider where you went wrong. Does your profile look like it belongs to a 6 yearold? Was your Application written by a Nigerian scammer? Are you known by anyone within the group? Don't whine in the recruitment thread about how you've not been accepted. If anything seek feedback and try again in an improved manner. Genuine interest is what leaders want and if they don't give you the response you're looking for maybe you should consider finding something else to participate in within the forum. HF is a great place to waste time, you can find something to do around here.

TLDR: if ur application take 30s to read, it'll be read while scrolling and we wont even catch your fucking name.


Time to shout out some of the morons who inspired this thread with their garbage applications. Spoiler (Click to View)
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Sui Generis Owner | Former Leader of
Wolfpack / Samaritans / Sociopaths / Sui Generis / Appraisers / PROFIT / Coven
Preach my brother. Your heart is in the right place but you just can't fix stupid I'm afraid. These kinds of things are going to be a repetitive issue until the forum ceases to exist, and that's fact.

I have to disagree to an extent about the user "Hell". While I wouldn't consider that application worthy of much myself, I have spoken with him a few times. He is a very active, adult-minded person who has gone out of his way to help me. I'm not disagreeing you but I'm forced to vouch on his character.
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(May 3, 2019 11:34 PM)Mercury Wrote:  Preach my brother. Your heart is in the right place but you just can't fix stupid I'm afraid. These kinds of things are going to be a repetitive issue until the forum ceases to exist, and that's fact.

I have to disagree to an extent about the user "Hell". While I wouldn't consider that application worthy of much myself, I have spoken with him a few times. He is a very active, adult-minded person who has gone out of his way to help me. I'm not disagreeing you but I'm forced to vouch on his character.

He also sat for 3 days in a row rotating the negative rep reason on my profile. Then shit-talked us publicly followed by some quite rude PM's. He's obsessive and irritating which will lead to him never being a shot at joining groups until his attitude changes.
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(May 3, 2019 11:36 PM)Spaark Wrote:  He also sat for 3 days in a row rotating the negative rep reason on my profile. Then shit-talked us publicly followed by some quite rude PM's. He's obsessive and irritating which will lead to him never being a shot at joining groups until his attitude changes.

Ah I see. I'm surprised to hear that. I could see something like that contributing to how you feel.
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(May 3, 2019 11:38 PM)Mercury Wrote:  Ah I see. I'm surprised to hear that. I could see something like that contributing to how you feel.

His application was reason enough to deny him. I don't let my personal feelings get in the way of which Bromden and Bowmanbot wish their groups to be lead.
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(May 3, 2019 11:40 PM)Spaark Wrote:  His application was reason enough to deny him. I don't let my personal feelings get in the way of which Bromden and Bowmanbot wish their groups to be lead.
I wish I could justify purchasing a group. I'd be such a stickler for inactivity and userbar posers it's not even funny. There's so much unexploited potential within these groups.
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Luckily I don't have to worry about this as there doesn't really seem to be a group that suits me. No social/gaming orientated ones, which is fine. I do find it amusing when people post in the recruitment threads that say to apply via the group applications function though.
(May 11, 2019 08:25 PM)Mix Wrote:  Well then why can I take candy from you like a baby? You weak are the weak ass here.
(May 3, 2019 11:47 PM)Sheep Wrote:  Luckily I don't have to worry about this as there doesn't really seem to be a group that suits me. No social/gaming orientated ones, which is fine. I do find it amusing when people post in the recruitment threads that say to apply via the group applications function though.

Keep an eye out. There are plenty of social groups, just none directly related to gaming at the moment :)

(May 3, 2019 11:42 PM)Mercury Wrote:  I wish I could justify purchasing a group. I'd be such a stickler for inactivity and userbar posers it's not even funny. There's so much unexploited potential within these groups.

I'm happy to say that in Samaritan's we're working on trying to change up the traditional use for usergroups into something that can improve the future of the forums overall. Similarly groups like Appraisers are doing great to provide a service that essentially gives back to the forum. It's all about respect for the role Hackforums has had in our lives over the years.
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(May 3, 2019 11:54 PM)Spaark Wrote:  Keep an eye out. There are plenty of social groups, just none directly related to gaming at the moment :)


I'm happy to say that in Samaritan's we're working on trying to change up the traditional use for usergroups into something that can improve the future of the forums overall. Similarly groups like Appraisers are doing great to provide a service that essentially gives back to the forum. It's all about respect for the role Hackforums has had in our lives over the years.

That's great to hear. I actually (Hopefully temporarily) severed my membership with Samaritans. I don't have the time as of lately to invest into it. I didn't want to be the guy just hanging in the background for the userbar.
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Group applications are a fucking joke, IMHO. So much bullshit to sell yourself to another person, it's not a job application and it shouldn't be.
I fucking lost it at System[x]'s application. It sounds like it was written by a 12 year old Indian kid.
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(May 4, 2019 12:12 AM)SIM-3257834 Wrote:  Group applications are a fucking joke, IMHO. So much bullshit to sell yourself to another person, it's not a job application and it shouldn't be.

There's a difference between portraying yourself as someone who want's to be an active within a group and a job interview. Yes I agree. Cheers Ahri.
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You make some extremely great points in this thread, and I am happy you made this. I am certain this will help a lot of newcomers, and perhaps increase the amount of HQ applications to usergroups moving forward. I wish that every time someone applies to a group, they would be required to read this post beforehand. 😏

(May 3, 2019 11:26 PM)Spaark Wrote:  Unless you're seriously involved with the people approving or denying the applications you should write more than one fucking line per application question.

This is my favorite point, although all of them are great, not to take away from the others.

I think what you said here is important for users to understand, if you can not write an HQ application...then it tells the person reviewing that you likely do not care to write HQ posts in general. Either that, or your intentions / efforts to join the group are not where they should be. This is like a major red flag, nobody wants somebody representing their group with low quality, short posts that contribute nothing to our community. Especially sporting a userbar and other identifiers that deliberately tie the user to that group.

Whether people like to admit or not, the users in their group reflect greatly on the quality of the group. This is one of my main reasons for wanting to join Samaritans and continuously support the group in every way I possibly can. Leaders that focus on these main qualities and points you made in this thread, inevitably will lead the best groups on the forum in my opinion.
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I like this thread. Super annoyed by people who applies to a group with 1 sentence. If you can’t make an effort to even write a proper application, then how can the leaders be sure you’ll make an effort within the group.

Great thread, and nice initiative.
nice thread really enjoyed with all this information's inside help avoiding others fault's i am interested in joining to a group and when i decide to apply i will make sure following this tips


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