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Whats the stupidest reason you got in trouble in School/University?

bit of a fun thread.

Anyone got any stories of them getting stupid trouble back in School or University?
Bleh
(May 5, 2020 11:33 AM)flavoral Wrote:  bit of a fun thread.

Anyone got any stories of them getting stupid trouble back in School or University?

In elementary I did the "I stole your nose" to some autistic kid in my class and he started a shitstorm, and parents were called.
(May 5, 2020 11:37 AM)Luca Wrote:  In elementary I did the "I stole your nose" to some autistic kid in my class and he started a shitstorm, and parents were called.

I shouldn't laugh at this but
(May 5, 2020 11:37 AM)Luca Wrote:  In elementary I did the "I stole your nose" to some autistic kid in my class and he started a shitstorm, and parents were called.

you sure you weren't that "autistic kid" ?
Bleh
(May 5, 2020 11:39 AM)flavoral Wrote:  you sure you weren't that "autistic kid" ?

No idea what you're talking about. I was the popular kid at school. Everyone wanted to sit at the lunch table with me.
(May 5, 2020 11:37 AM)Luca Wrote:  In elementary I did the "I stole your nose" to some autistic kid in my class and he started a shitstorm, and parents were called.

What the fuck, I wish someone recorded this 🤣
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(May 5, 2020 11:33 AM)flavoral Wrote:  bit of a fun thread.

Anyone got any stories of them getting stupid trouble back in School or University?

I was punished with homework, handed it in on time to a substitute teacher because the original teacher wasn't in (like forbear? Lol) and then because the sub teacher forgot to hand it in on time my original teacher called me a liar and I had to do a hour detention after school.


Oh and the homework was for physical education :) :) :) :)
I wouldn't say its a stupid reason, but in kindergarten I threw a chair at a deaf kid, stole his hearing aids, and locked the bathroom door from the inside out and lied about it even though my teacher saw me do it. Janitor had to come in and remove the entire lock from the door to fix it lol. Got suspended for the hearing aid and chair thing, but not for the lock. Also in 3rd grade I twisted a ketchup packet until the point it exploded through the top and landed in some girls hair and got a week's lunch detention for it. Broke some girls glasses on accident because she had dropped them and I happened to step on them at the exact same time she dropped them in the hallway and she threw a fit. Principal thought I broke it on purpose and called me a liar and I got suspended for 2 days. They told me I had to pay for em but never did.
There was this kid with anger problems or something in our class and he pissed me off by doing something.

I shouted out his Club Penguin password in the middle of class and the teachers had to hold him down because he was screaming and punching the desk and shit. He didn't know who shouted it out because everyone was being loud and talking at the time but one of the teaching assistants knew it was me and told me off at the end of the day.
Calling a teacher a fucking wanker, here is the kicker, it wasn't me, nobody did, he just had it in for me. But getting permanently expelled for getting caught doing buckets in the toilet was a stupid decision and we done it regularly, it was my cousin that said to a teacher she could smell it. No hard feelings tho.
Oh yeah i forgot to say mine:

one of them was once me and friend came to the school early in the morning, we found that they put a new steel door to out building, we "got" a copy of the keys and locked everyone inside during the day, took some time till they found the correct keys to open the doors.
Bleh
A kid in our class used to fart on the regular and got sent to boys coordinator. The coordinator full arranged a parent meeting for this kid to stop farting LMFAO.

The dumbest thing I've done is pop 3 fart bombs in the bus on an excursion.
A girl pushed a male teacher and hit him, I recorded it and put it on snap. Got in trouble the next day cos you can hear me screaming "I got this all recorded". Secondary school days were the best lmao
I got suspended twice in elementary school when we had a really shitty principal.

The first time was because I had a pocket knife. I didn't mean to bring it to school. I lived on 30 acres of land and didn't have access to the internet. So I spent my time in the woods. For some reason, I liked sharpening sticks and weighing down the ends to make spears. I'd just go outside, sharpen a stick into a spear, hike around my property for a while, and throw my spear at rotting tree stumps and things like that. It was a way to kill time. It was in my pants pocket when I went to school and I didn't know.

When I got to school, I didn't know what it was at first and grabbed it out of my pocket to look at it without really thinking. It was while we were at our desks, and I put it right back into my pocket. A kid behind me though who had special needs and was always a nuisance to the class completely freaked out and went to the principal. The principal didn't even call me down to the office right away. The first thing she did was call the cops and then called me down to the office. The cops seemed kind of confused about why they were there. I showed them the knife and told them why I had it and what happened when I brought it out, and they basically just left. The principal then suspended me for a day, I guess thinking she still had to do something even though the cops didn't care.

The second time I got suspended was because of the same kid. He was always moving from foster home to group home and back to a foster home, so this time he was sent to live with two male parents, a gay couple. I had no problem with this, but he wouldn't shut up about it. He kept interjecting into other people's conversations and interrupting class talking about how his parents were gay. This went on for over a month. Finally, after like the fifth time of him doing it just to me that day, I shouted at him, saying nobody gave a shit that his parents were gay. Of course, he instantly went running to the principal, who called me down to her office (thankfully not calling the cops this time) and suspended me for two days. This time I was just annoyed at her. I looked at her kind of shocked and said "Are you serious?" not really believing it. She nodded her and said yup, and then started saying something else, but the busses were leaving, so I just left.

The only time she didn't suspend me when I was expecting to be suspended was towards the end of the year. There was this kid who'd always do things to annoy me. This particular time he was following me around the schoolyard kicking my heels. I didn't really stand up for myself much back then since I was basically always seen as the bad kid and felt like I deserved it. But he just wouldn't stop. During the second recess, he was doing it again. It was probably halfway through the recess when I looked over and saw a girl I liked sitting with her friends. I don't know what it was but as soon as I saw her I snapped. I turned around and punched him in the face sort of all in one motion. I don't think that I was trying to show off or anything. I guess I just didn't want to feel humiliated like that in front of her.

I didn't realize though that a teacher on recess duty was standing right by me when I did it though. She instantly sent us both down to the office. I remember the walk there very well for some reason. The kid I punched was holding his nose, bleeding, and occasionally looked at me. He didn't at all seem pissed off though. His sister came running over and instantly started yelling at me and looking at her brother. I remember feeling great. I wasn't proud that I hit someone or anything, I just felt more confident about myself and it was a foreign feeling.

When we got to the office, he got called into her office first. I'm not sure what he told her but I feel like he told her the truth. She called me in next, and basically just told me that I should speak to a teacher or principal instead of using violence, but let me go back to class. Then I found out from one of the other students that he got suspended for a week.

After everything that went down he and I actually became best friends. The girl that was sitting with her friends ended up 'dating' me for a little bit, but it didn't really count given how young we were. Our dates mostly consisted of Mario Kart, which is still really enjoyable memories. His sister that was screaming at me also 'dated' me for a little while, but we didn't get to play Mario Kart together :/

Sorry for the long post, this thread just took me down memory lane.
We had this teacher that physically and mentally handicapped. I stole his wheelchair. He was crawling through the hallway while students stood by and filmed it.

I know this was a dick move; it was years ago, and I got a three-week suspension.

Worth it, though.


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