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[DAILY JOKES] Yodawarrior's daily jokes!
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Jan 31, 2021 07:16 AM
(Jan 31, 2021 02:17 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Hahah that one made me laugh, thanks!

Why do astronauts use Linux?

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Jan 31, 2021 07:28 AM
(Jan 31, 2021 07:16 AM)ZeroOne Wrote:  Why do astronauts use Linux?

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Jan 31, 2021 07:58 AM (This post was last modified: Jan 31, 2021 07:58 AM by Cooligan.)
Lol I like the idea of this, good to bring the community together for an easily obtainable common goal. :)

Nice work Yoda_warrior - Doing that Panthers name proud. :'D
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Jan 31, 2021 09:04 AM
(Jan 31, 2021 07:58 AM)Cooligan Wrote:  Lol I like the idea of this, good to bring the community together for an easily obtainable common goal. :)

Nice work Yoda_warrior - Doing that Panthers name proud. :'D

Haha i'll maybe get a lifetime spot one day 😆 No money rn 😭
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Jan 31, 2021 09:12 AM (This post was last modified: Jan 31, 2021 09:13 AM by Cooligan.)
(Jan 31, 2021 09:04 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Haha i'll maybe get a lifetime spot one day 😆 No money rn 😭

Only time and observation holds the answer to that question. 👀
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Jan 31, 2021 01:45 PM
This is a great idea, I'll keep an eye on this thread for new laughs!
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Jan 31, 2021 01:59 PM
(Jan 31, 2021 01:43 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Joke #3 :  What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
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Ok , you got me with this one . May be this thread will be funny !
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Jan 31, 2021 06:27 PM
Loved that one Yoda. can't wait for more
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Jan 31, 2021 09:10 PM
So tell us, what happened??
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Jan 31, 2021 09:41 PM
(Jan 29, 2021 05:14 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Hi fellas, welcome to my daily jokes/riddles topic! I'm here to bring happiness in your day 😁
Joke #1 : A nine enters a forest, when he gets out he became a three. What happened ?
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lmao, I like the joke.
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Feb 1, 2021 06:41 AM
Joke #4 : What did one eye say to the other eye?
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Feb 1, 2021 07:43 AM
(Feb 1, 2021 06:41 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Joke #4 :  What did one eye say to the other eye?
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Another good one Yoda_warrior .

Here is mine for the day (Click to View)
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Feb 1, 2021 07:45 AM
(Feb 1, 2021 07:43 AM)ZeroOne Wrote:  Another good one Yoda_warrior .

Here is mine for the day (Click to View)

🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎 Nice one bro 👍
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Feb 2, 2021 07:02 AM
(Jan 29, 2021 05:14 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Hi fellas, welcome to my daily jokes/riddles topic! I'm here to bring happiness in your day 😁
Joke #1 : A nine enters a forest, when he gets out he became a three. What happened ?
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Don't forget to QL if you liked it!

Great idea mate and it made a smile a little keep it up.
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Feb 2, 2021 12:18 PM
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
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