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[DAILY JOKES] Yodawarrior's daily jokes!
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Jan 29, 2021 05:14 AM
Hi fellas, welcome to my daily jokes/riddles topic! I'm here to bring happiness in your day 😁
Joke #1 : A nine enters a forest, when he gets out he became a three. What happened ?
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Jan 29, 2021 08:23 AM
Awesome idea, I'll make sure to check this thread daily to see what's up 😃
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Jan 29, 2021 09:00 AM
(Jan 29, 2021 08:23 AM)Juoku Wrote:  Awesome idea, I'll make sure to check this thread daily to see what's up 😃

Hehe, thanks, i hope you'll like em! I'm always open to feedback!
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Jan 29, 2021 09:53 AM
I unfortunately chuckled.
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Jan 29, 2021 09:55 AM
(Jan 29, 2021 09:53 AM)crown Wrote:  I unfortunately chuckled.

Haha, glad i made you laugh!
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Jan 29, 2021 02:26 PM (This post was last modified: Jan 29, 2021 02:27 PM by Trev.)
I chuckled a little to your joke hahaha, here is my entry xD

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Jan 29, 2021 03:27 PM
Nice thread mate. Will check it out every now and then.
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Jan 30, 2021 01:26 AM
(Jan 29, 2021 05:14 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Hi fellas, welcome to my daily jokes/riddles topic! I'm here to bring happiness in your day 😁
Joke #1 : A nine enters a forest, when he gets out he became a three. What happened ?
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Don't forget to QL if you liked it!

Joke#2 : Sherlock, what do they call primary school in America?
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Jan 30, 2021 02:45 AM
Nice thread. Here is my entry:

So two cows are talking in a field, The first cow says "hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease that is going around?" The second cow says "Im sure glad it doesnt effect us helicopters."
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Jan 31, 2021 01:43 AM
Joke #3 : What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
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Jan 31, 2021 01:44 AM
Nice Thread https://hackforums.net/member.php?action...id=4569709. Will check it out regularly.
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Jan 31, 2021 01:45 AM
(Jan 31, 2021 01:44 AM)Djangoo Wrote:  Nice Thread https://hackforums.net/member.php?action...id=4569709. Will check it out regularly.

Thanks! 😁
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Jan 31, 2021 02:01 AM
I love the idea of your thread, OP. I will actually make sure to check this on a daily basis and maybe use some of these jokes.

Here is a tech joke I stole from twitter:

You know what a programmer wears to work?

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Jan 31, 2021 02:17 AM
(Jan 31, 2021 02:01 AM)ZeroOne Wrote:  I love the idea of your thread, OP. I will actually make sure to check this on a daily basis and maybe use some of these jokes.

Here is a tech joke I stole from twitter:

You know what a programmer wears to work?

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Hahah that one made me laugh, thanks!
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Jan 31, 2021 02:55 AM
I've got a legendary joke for all y'all

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