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What is the dumbest way you've been hurt?

QOTD: What is the dumbest way you've been hurt?

probably when I was smol on the jungle gym got the wind knocked out of me. worst pain ever!
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I was 6 or seven and i was passing the way, i tried to kick a car tier while it was moving, end by it passing on my leg and spent 2 weeks in bed, super stupid lol
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Those little 'karma' moments where I want to hit someone but end up hurting myself instead lol
I think one of the dumbest ways I've ever hurt myself was when I was younger, I was riding my dirtbike around my yard and my mom let the dog out. Who then ran straight into the front tire, causing my to flip and break my arm pretty bad. Now I have a little bit of limited mobility in my right arm
I was riding my bike on a trail and was going abit too fast, spotted a gate that was closed ahead of me. The choice was to hit the gate or the nettle bushes to the side, plunged straight into them, nettle stings covering any part of my body that was exposed.
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Playing Runescape when I was a kid. I jumped off my chair and my pinky toe got caught and broke.
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(Feb 11, 2024 08:23 PM)Zher0 Wrote:  Playing Runescape when I was a kid. I jumped off my chair and my pinky toe got caught and broke.

oof. Runescape will indeed do that to you.
Was 1v1ing my brother with Nerf swords on the roof of those playground houses sets on the stilts with the swingset on one side. I was on the roof tripped and ended up landing on my head. Seemed fine until I woke up in the car with no idea how I got there. Had a pretty bad concussion. IDK if I won the battle with my brother. I thought I was Dragonborn, turns out my "become ethereal" shout didn't work.
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I was trying to climb this giant fake tree we had in the living room when I was between 8 and 10 years old, and I fell and the tree cut my leg wide open from my ankle to my thigh. We didn't have a car at the time, and lived in the middle of nowhere. So I had to cover it with napkins as bandages and it left a pretty bad scar.
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I was super cross faded at a hotel one night got out of the hotel to go outside to smoke ran right through the glass door, glass all over my body had to pull it out! It sucked!
I was like 19 years old at the time and as a joke, my friends dared me to go down a kiddie water slide, so I did, and hit my tailbone on a stone when I hit the bottom. Bruised my tailbone so bad, it was hard for me to sit down on it or even lay down.
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Took a header off the top of a 15 ft slide. I was like 8 years old maybe.
Two years ago, I was jogging to the park. I saw a puddle that would typically be no problem to just leap, so I jump over it. I clear the water, but land on the upward slope. My backpack was a little heavier than normal and I couldn't right myself in time before I land ass first in the puddle. My leg is scraped up by the concrete and I'm covered in sopping wet mud.
(Feb 11, 2024 02:36 AM)Deany Wrote:  QOTD: What is the dumbest way you've been hurt?

probably when I was smol on the jungle gym got the wind knocked out of me. worst pain ever!

I fell off a two story balcony at a resort and blew my knee out
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For some weird reason that I can’t explain even if you tried forcing me to, about 8 years ago I thought it was a good idea to melt a sharpie using a candle flame, ended up touching it with the side of my finger.
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