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(Mar 25, 2024 09:52 AM)THE RULER Wrote:  You have a 2010 account with no marketplace posts and no activity or experience ever. It's really comical. There is no value in having you middleman anything, you're just as likely to scam as anyone else. This would be a lot different if you had rapport, but you don't. You've never contributed anything in the marketplace and the fact you think think anyone would feel "safe and secure" having a literal random middleman for them is INSANITY.

Word of caution to anyone reading, keep the transaction limit when dealing with this "mIDdleMaN" to pennies, really you're just burning your money if you trust him with anything significant.

Like seriously, your account has 11 years of inactivity and you come back spamming random nonsense threads just this month, pay for access to a group, and now you want to handle others' funds? This really is laughable. Anyone who VALUES their money will avoid this shit. Really with the activity gap I wouldn't be surprised if this account has changed hands in the 11 years it was more or less fully inactive.

Last I checked, a middleman isn't selling any kind of product, and only common sense is needed to know how to middleman. Something you apparently don't have. Remember how you basically said I'm a fool and to stay out of the marketplace when I defended $neaky? Guess I rained on your parade, didn't I? Don't suppose you want to mention that, do you while you're telling people not to trust me. Also, the last I checked, even sellers with good credibility have still scammed other members. For you to come in here and essentially sales trash my middleman service, maybe you should go and actually read the Help Docs instead of making yourself look like a fool. One last bit of advice from me. Middlemen need to have a good eye, and need to be able to see right through people. Something that I have been notoriously great with. You wouldn't know though, because the only reason you're following my content and commenting on all my stuff, is because you defended a buyer who I saw right through to begin with, and you just didn't. You were wrong, and now you're salty about it. So kindly don't ever post on my threads again, or quote me, or try to contact me and DMs or covos. Thanks!

(Mar 25, 2024 10:01 AM)Ph4n70M Phr34K Wrote:  Well, but he is actually kinda right.

You have no marketplace history, even known presence on HF, at least under your current alias.
Low post count, low popularity, low time online.
You recently got active and started middleman service.
This is suspicious.

No offence, dont take it personally.
Just facts.

No offense taken my friend. As I stated above, a middleman isn't selling service. A middleman is here to make sure that service goes smoothly between the two sides. You don't need to be a seller to be a good middleman. Truthfully, being a salesman, or having sales experience, doesn't even help you in this slightest when being a middleman. To be a good middleman, you just need to be able to see right through people. That's a skill that I've always had my entire life. Also, all I see are deal disputes being opened in the marketplace. I also see the fact that this forum is dying. I've been here since 2010, and I'd like to help out in any way I can. Obviously the person getting scammed is likely to leave HF, because why would they want to stick around on the forum that screwed them over essentially? I'd like to prevent that from happening. That's also why my service is free, and always will be free. To my knowledge, but only other people who have a free middleman service, are Cooligan and Komodo , and being that those of only two, I'd like to try and take some pressure off of them. Two middlemen, and a whole lot of deals going down HF. Now, any smart man would know that there's not enough middlemen to handle all of those deals.

As far as recently becoming active, yes I have. A lot has happened in 14 years. You can't seriously expect every member to be on here everyday for 14 years. We all have a life as well, and 14 years is a very long time. If my intention was to scam, then why would I pay a whole lot of money to upgrade to Uber, as well as buying a lifetime membership to COINED, just to scam one person and get my account banned permanently? Think about that for a second. Does it really make any sense to you?

(Mar 25, 2024 12:02 PM)Maur0 Wrote:  I dont think someone gonna use him, there are other goods middleman from trusted forums
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Two. There are two other middlemen. And I'm sure that both of them are extremely busy. All of the other middleman listed in the official stickied thread, all charge a fee to middleman. I don't think this is fair, and that's why my service is free.
(Mar 25, 2024 08:27 PM)Kalvaxas Wrote:  Something that I have been notoriously great with. You wouldn't know though, because the only reason you're following my content and commenting on all my stuff, is because you defended a buyer who I saw right through to begin with, and you just didn't. You were wrong, and now you're salty about it. So kindly don't ever post on my threads again, or quote me, or try to contact me and DMs or covos. Thanks!
Something you've been notoriously great with? Seriously? Buddy what in the fuck are you saying 😆😆😆. You literally have NO HISTORY on this forum. Notoriously great when? NOBODY KNOWS YOU LOL

I don't think you understand how many DDs I comment on, do you think I thought about what you said even 5 minutes later? Stop misdirecting from the fact that you have never been active on this forum. I don't give a shit about anything said to me on a DD nor do I know who either party was or even remotely care.

I've only one reason for commenting on this thread and that is because you're trying to offer a middleman service with 0 history of anything on this forum.

You're not trusted nor reputed and essentially a random on this forum that thinks they can buy their way into holding others' funds. There is no real reason to use you as a middleman whatsoever seeing as this is the case, no ones' funds are any safer, the second you hold a value above what you've bought into you're likely gone, again. 14 years you've never been active, now you want to return and buy your way into a position where you oversee transactions :skull:

Really you make 0 sense whatsoever, if your only plan to break into the market on here is by offering a middleman service then I sincerely hope you get absolutely nowhere, as this is just another disaster waiting to happen. Pure filth, you move as if you're a multi.

Pretty clear to anyone who is a regular of this forum that you're not to be trusted with the holding of any funds.

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"GUYS IVE BOUGHT MY WAY INTO AN HF GROUP IN 2024 LET ME HOLD YOUR MONEY" - this is the gist of what you're doing, it's pathetic. 😛
(Mar 25, 2024 10:38 PM)THE RULER Wrote:  You're not trusted nor reputed and essentially a random on this forum that thinks they can buy their way into holding others' funds. There is no real reason to use you as a middleman whatsoever seeing as this is the case, no ones' funds are any safer, the second you hold a value above what you've bought into you're likely gone, again. 14 years you've never been active, now you want to return and buy your way into a position where you oversee transactions :skull:

Really you make 0 sense whatsoever, if your only plan to break into the market on here is by offering a middleman service then I sincerely hope you get absolutely nowhere, as this is just another disaster waiting to happen. Pure filth, you move as if you're a multi.

Pretty clear to anyone who is a regular of this forum that you're not to be trusted with the holding of any funds.

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Okay Mr. 2010 account. You say I've never been active? Then why is it that even though you've tripled my online time, yet you barely even have any posts whatsoever? You say I've been gone for so long, yet your activity is trash compared to mine 😂

Also, why is it that You're never seen outside of posting in deal disputes that have nothing to do with you? Also, why is it that you say I'm not trusted, even though you're never around? You're never in the convos. You're not in any groups. You have no relevant posts, and the sales threads you do post are extremely low quality.

I could easily sell ebooks and scam people into thinking they can make hundreds of thousands a year on here, just like other sellers do here. Want to know the difference? I have money. I don't need to sell petty ebooks or in your case, in-game accounts. You say I post meaningless threads? Then clearly you haven't actually looked at my threads, because I've posted several tutorials just this month alone. I've helped more members in one month than you've done in 14 years. Also, what tutorials have you ever posted? What help have you ever given? Where have you ever been a decent human being on this forum?

The funny thing is, you can't answer any of these questions, because facts are facts, and going back to my original message, The only reason you keep commenting on my threads is because you're salty that you were wrong in a deal dispute thread, after you've tried telling me to never set foot in the marketplace again because what I said is foolish. News flash princess, who was right, and who was wrong? Because I'm pretty sure you were wrong, and you just can't stand to be wrong, can you?

So keep doing you, boo. Keep posting your low quality trash sales threads, and I'll keep being a high quality member. Something you know nothing about. Good day 😁
(Mar 25, 2024 11:02 PM)Kalvaxas Wrote:  Okay Mr. 2010 account. You say I've never been active? Then why is it that even though you've tripled my online time, yet you barely even have any posts whatsoever? You say I've been gone for so long, yet your activity is trash compared to mine 😂

Also, why is it that You're never seen outside of posting in deal disputes that have nothing to do with you? Also, why is it that you say I'm not trusted, even though you're never around? You're never in the convos. You're not in any groups. You have no relevant posts, and the sales threads you do post are extremely low quality.

I could easily sell ebooks and scam people into thinking they can make hundreds of thousands a year on here, just like other sellers do here. Want to know the difference? I have money. I don't need to sell petty ebooks or in your case, in-game accounts. You say I post meaningless threads? Then clearly you haven't actually looked at my threads, because I've posted several tutorials just this month alone. I've helped more members in one month than you've done in 14 years. Also, what tutorials have you ever posted? What help have you ever given? Where have you ever been a decent human being on this forum?

The funny thing is, you can't answer any of these questions, because facts are facts, and going back to my original message, The only reason you keep commenting on my threads is because you're salty that you were wrong in a deal dispute thread, after you've tried telling me to never set foot in the marketplace again because what I said is foolish. News flash princess, who was right, and who was wrong? Because I'm pretty sure you were wrong, and you just can't stand to be wrong, can you?

So keep doing you, boo. Keep posting your low quality trash sales threads, and I'll keep being a high quality member. Something you know nothing about. Good day 😁

I have hundreds of deals prior to B-REP and contracts system and I'm not trying to enter a position of power when it comes to handling transactions so is any of that relevant? No. I'm happy you can inflate your post count by spamming big dawg but you have an incredible gap in activity and have NEVER been active in the marketplace.

Sorry posting useless tutorials that ChatGPT could create in less than 30 seconds is not "helping the community"

I'm glad you really took that time to rack your brain and essentially respond with "I've 1/3 your online time and a similar amount of posts". Using my brain for about 2 seconds I can tell you the reason why, I've never actively aimed to spam solely for post count nor do I give a fuck, critical thinking abilities here are really lacking.

The biggest scam in the history of this forum was done by a middleman and you're trying to leverage your buy-in to coined as a reason to be trusted with funds LMAO. It really is laughable

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(Mar 25, 2024 11:13 PM)THE RULER Wrote:  I have hundreds of deals prior to B-REP and contracts system and I'm not trying to enter a position of power when it comes to handling transactions so is any of that relevant? No. I'm happy you can inflate your post count by spamming big dawg but you have an incredible gap in activity and have NEVER been active in the marketplace.

Sorry posting useless tutorials that ChatGPT could create in less than 30 seconds is not "helping the community"

I'm glad you really took that time to rack your brain and essentially respond with "I've 1/3 your online time and a similar amount of posts". Using my brain for about 2 seconds I can tell you the reason why, I've never actively aimed to spam solely for post count nor do I give a fuck, critical thinking abilities here are really lacking.

The biggest scam in the history of this forum was done by a middleman and you're trying to leverage your buy-in to coined as a reason to be trusted with funds LMAO. It really is laughable

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Thanks for literally admitting that you're a low quality member that doesn't care about anyone else other than yourself and only yourself. You've proven me right in every aspect, as now you're trying to avert the subject to a different story. You're trash, and so are your sales threads. Also, unlike you, I don't need to sell petty accounts for chump change. Or sell anything at all for that matter. The funny thing is, if anyone is scamming here, it's you. Getting people to buy in-game accounts that have no value in the real world. Pretty pathetic. That sad part is that's all of your sales threads too. LOL.

You say you don't care because you're not trying to be a middleman. Great. That's all fine and dandy, but for someone who doesn't care — why are you all up in my ass, trying to get people to not use me as a middleman? Your words are trash, just like everything you bring to HF.

Go home, kid. Get a real job with a real income. You think you've made it just by selling in game accounts. You think you have a reputation in the marketplace because you post in deal disputes that have nothing to do with you. That's laughable. Kind of like the joke that you are. 😂
(Mar 25, 2024 11:34 PM)Kalvaxas Wrote:  Thanks for literally admitting that you're a low quality member that doesn't care about anyone else other than yourself and only yourself. You've proven me right in every aspect, as now you're trying to avert the subject to a different story. You're trash, and so are your sales threads. Also, unlike you, I don't need to sell petty accounts for chump change. Or sell anything at all for that matter. The funny thing is, if anyone is scamming here, it's you. Getting people to buy in-game accounts that have no value in the real world. Pretty pathetic. That sad part is that's all of your sales threads too. LOL.

You say you don't care because you're not trying to be a middleman. Great. That's all fine and dandy, but for someone who doesn't care — why are you all up in my ass, trying to get people to not use me as a middleman? Your words are trash, just like everything you bring to HF.

Go home, kid. Get a real job with a real income. You think you've made it just by selling in game accounts. You think you have a reputation in the marketplace because you post in deal disputes that have nothing to do with you. That's laughable. Kind of like the joke that you are. 😂

No I don't have a job or real income. I live on the probably $2-3k in sales on here over the last year, that is a real option here in the US, I've also almost exclusively been a buyer since the B-Rating system has existed :)

Fuck man you're right, digital items have no effect on the real world man, half of the market sections on this forum should be deleted everyone is a scammer :(

By your own logic your group buy-in you're relying on so heavily here in your Middleman endeavor is a scam, as well as most of the transactions you're so eager to middleman 😁 😁. You're just so intelligent and above me :^) 🤑

Big guy I have a degree and stable income, yes I shitpost to scammers a lot in the DD section, I only brought that up to assure you that I don't give a fuck if you disagree with me there nor do I care LMAO

Discredit the opposition and avoid responding to the real facts, that you have no marketplace rapport at all and are trying to enter the marketplace as a middleman and hold others' funds :(

I act the same towards everyone who has nefarious intentions, keep deflecting, my doggy.

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You just self banned... I don't care what you say, I don't think anyone should trust you at this point.
It's extremely shady to already have questionable history here on HF, and then self ban right after people question you.
This escalated quickly. I noticed this could be a shitshow with someone offering a middleman service with 4 cred ratings.
(Mar 26, 2024 07:18 AM)Eran Wrote:  This escalated quickly. I noticed this could be a shitshow with someone offering a middleman service with 4 cred ratings.

It's tough to judge on only numbers. I'm only at 3 ratings, but I would be happy to MM a deal and I know I am not a scammer. But would others know that? No, of course not - anyone can exit at any time. I would be in favor of a minimum rating for an MM, even though I don't think there would be anything wrong with me offering to MM at 3 ratings. However, I can only speak for myself - in the same sentence I can say I wouldn't trust a new MM like OP with only 4 ratings, especially because of the long absence on their account... followed by a self ban.

At end of the day nobody is forced to use an MM, and nobody is forced to only choose from 1 possible MM. Everyone is willing to take different risks. It is what it is but if someone wants to risk their $ on a free MM, that's up to them.
(Mar 26, 2024 08:05 AM)Hackers Wrote:  It's tough to judge on only numbers. I'm only at 3 ratings, but I would be happy to MM a deal and I know I am not a scammer. But would others know that? No, of course not - anyone can exit at any time. I would be in favor of a minimum rating for an MM, even though I don't think there would be anything wrong with me offering to MM at 3 ratings. However, I can only speak for myself - in the same sentence I can say I wouldn't trust a new MM like OP with only 4 ratings, especially because of the long absence on their account... followed by a self ban.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I barely saw OP around these days, just heard of him recently. As for you, I know you're very active for at least the last several months, thus boosting my trust in someone like you.
(Mar 26, 2024 08:06 AM)Eran Wrote:  Correct me if I'm wrong but I barely saw OP around these days, just heard of him recently. As for you, I know you're very active for at least the last several months, thus boosting my trust in someone like you.

thanks, appreciate that and yes I think I am probably more recognized than OP right now :)
(Mar 26, 2024 04:00 AM)Sox Wrote:  The way you're getting worked up is a red flag.

Taking a self-ban while advertising your middleman service does NOT look good for you either:

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cc THE RULER

Wow, this really went from 0-100 real quick.

I must admit, taking a vacation ban directly after receiving some criticism from other members is a bit odd.
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(Mar 26, 2024 11:01 AM)Cooligan Wrote:  Wow, this really went from 0-100 real quick.

I must admit, taking a vacation ban directly after receiving some criticism from other members is a bit odd.

It's just cringe. Almost half of his post count has been made within the last 30-35 days, if you go just another page back the gap in posts is almost 9 years.

This is just a disaster waiting to happen, he knows what his end goal is and that is why he can't handle being questioned. His answers include "I've helped countless HF members!", "HF is dying I don't want to see that!", "I'm HQ and you're LQ", just straight up bullshit, when he should be answering

WHY now, after 14 years of your account existing did you decide to buy a group membership and leverage it to try and become a FREE middleman

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WHY do you think you're qualified to do so when quite literally 90% of your account age on HF has been spent entirely inactive, you've never stepped foot in the marketplace, and you're no one of note on this forum.


The fact that he has more or less inflated his post count by nearly 50% in the last month and has suddenly bought group access and awards and started offering to middleman after MANY years of inactivity is just entirely SUSPECT, I think any person with the ability to "see clearly through the bullshit" (his own words) can agree with that, at least to some extent.

Taking a vacation ban to avoid is really just absolutely shameless. Here's to hoping it will all just go away in your time away from the forum.😲✌
(Mar 26, 2024 01:29 PM)THE RULER Wrote:  It's just cringe. Almost half of his post count has been made within the last 30-35 days, if you go just another page back the gap in posts is almost 9 years.

This is just a disaster waiting to happen, he knows what his end goal is and that is why he can't handle being questioned. His answers include "I've helped countless HF members!", "HF is dying I don't want to see that!", "I'm HQ and you're LQ", just straight up bullshit, when he should be answering

WHY now, after 14 years of your account existing did you decide to buy a group membership and leverage it to try and become a FREE middleman

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WHY do you think you're qualified to do so when quite literally 90% of your account age on HF has been spent entirely inactive, you've never stepped foot in the marketplace, and you're no one of note on this forum.


The fact that he has more or less doubled his post count in the last month and has suddenly bought group access and awards and started offering to middleman after MANY years of inactivity is just entirely SUSPECT, I think any person with the ability to "see clearly through the bullshit" (his own words) can agree with that, at least to some extent.

Taking a vacation ban to avoid is really just absolutely shameless. Here's to hoping it will all just go away in your time away from the forum.😲✌

I am assuming he bought an account to be honest.

However, I did go through old and new posts and the writing style isn't too far off but I also only went through like 10 posts. I'm sure if I put it through a real tool it could tell better if it's same guy or not. I don't have time to do this, so not going to.

It's all suspect enough.

I'm going to ask fellow pink users what their experience with him was like, I see a few have + ratings on him for contracts.
(Mar 26, 2024 01:29 PM)THE RULER Wrote:  It's just cringe. Almost half of his post count has been made within the last 30-35 days, if you go just another page back the gap in posts is almost 9 years.

This is just a disaster waiting to happen, he knows what his end goal is and that is why he can't handle being questioned. His answers include "I've helped countless HF members!", "HF is dying I don't want to see that!", "I'm HQ and you're LQ", just straight up bullshit, when he should be answering

WHY now, after 14 years of your account existing did you decide to buy a group membership and leverage it to try and become a FREE middleman

&

WHY do you think you're qualified to do so when quite literally 90% of your account age on HF has been spent entirely inactive, you've never stepped foot in the marketplace, and you're no one of note on this forum.


The fact that he has more or less inflated his post count by nearly 50% in the last month and has suddenly bought group access and awards and started offering to middleman after MANY years of inactivity is just entirely SUSPECT, I think any person with the ability to "see clearly through the bullshit" (his own words) can agree with that, at least to some extent.

Taking a vacation ban to avoid is really just absolutely shameless. Here's to hoping it will all just go away in your time away from the forum.😲✌

Yeah there were quite a few "points" he tried making, including using my name in one of them, and he was 100% incorrect on multiple points lol. I just cba to debunk it for someone who'll realistically most likely never get a single MM client his way. There are already well established MM on HF, everyone knows who they are, so even if he did have a decent Credibility score, it's still odd with the 9 year gap or however long it is. Plus buying into a group, it's textbook what new accounts do to try and quickly build a reputation.

I don't wanna sales trash though, that's not why I'm here, I just noticed a new MM thread from a 2010 member with 4 market rating and immediately was concerned for the community so I had to make that first post about not adding him to Genuine's thread until he has legitimate history. Also one point I'll touch on is how "easy" he makes MM'ing out to be when in reality it can get quite tricky at times depending on the buyer/seller/multiple scenarios. Just goes to show he doesn't have the experience needed yet, and after this thread and the things/insults he's said in his replies sort of cemented this service from most likely not taking off anytime soon.

New MM isn't a bad thing imo. Just at least have a history MM'ing deals, or being known around the forum. Just too many red flags in his replies unfortunately.
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