[OpSecSurvival]

So, One time... I was smoking White Widow, and was like 13yrs old, and I literally was climbing a pine tree and got BIT BY ONE!!! A BLACK WIDOW!!

I ALMOST DIED because I was so stoned I was too scared to tell my parents all those years ago lol!!!! shit SUCKED and HURT!!

what's YOUR CRAZIEST 420 Story guys?

[OpSecSurvival]

Keep in mind this happened years ago I don't want the stoners to think I'm weird or anything..

Around 2017 there was a 420 that happened and I didn't smoke at all. Everyone thought I was "being weird" for not smoking.

Ended up getting a full nights sleep and had a great breakfast the morning after.

So yeah- sometimes I go off the chain during 420, a real rapscallion.

LMFAOOOO bro perfect haha! excellent 420 story!!🤣🤣🤣

[Slumerican ⚡︎]

I remember when I was 14 or 15 years old, me and about 12 friends gathered and went to the lake for a picnic. We ended up with around 70 grams of weed and just started rolling joints and smoking non-stop. While we were chilling, a huge dog, like a Kangal or a Corso, approached us. It turned out he was the guard dog of a nearby property. Despite some of my friends panicking and running away, and others climbing trees in fear, I stayed calm and welcomed the dog because he seemed friendly and curious. It's funny to think back on how scared everyone was, with some slipping in the trees. What a hilarious memory!

[Scrubspoof]

[Deany]

Happy weed day everybody.

[Burger]

Im fucking weak! OpSecSurvival

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Happy weed day everybody.

Happy weed day mannn!

[Moooookie]

Mhmm. Can't really say what my best 420 story is, as I have so many... but I can share a funny story. One time me and my ex went on a smoke ride, and decided to hit up the Chinese food buffet to satisfy our munchies. So we're in there fcking up everything we could get our hands on, and my ex tapped my foot and whispered that the workers of the restaurant were pointing at us, and talking. We had been in there for about a half hour or so, and was trying a little bit of everything, the munchies had really kicked in. By the way they were pointing and whispering, we thought we were going to get kicked out. So I got up to goto the bathroom, and was going to ask them if everything was alright... as im not really one to bite my tongue, but when I got close to them the guy put his two finger to his mouth, so signify taking a toke from a joint, then pointed at me and then my ex, then started bursting out laughing. So while I thought they were going to kick us out, they really thought it was hilarious seeing us high as a kite, tearing up their food. Left them a decent tip for being such cool and understanding people.. and that was that!

[OpSecSurvival]

Mhmm. Can't really say what my best 420 story is, as I have so many... but I can share a funny story. One time me and my ex went on a smoke ride, and decided to hit up the Chinese food buffet to satisfy our munchies. So we're in there fcking up everything we could get our hands on, and my ex tapped my foot and whispered that the workers of the restaurant were pointing at us, and talking. We had been in there for about a half hour or so, and was trying a little bit of everything, the munchies had really kicked in. By the way they were pointing and whispering, we thought we were going to get kicked out. So I got up to goto the bathroom, and was going to ask them if everything was alright... as im not really one to bite my tongue, but when I got close to them the guy put his two finger to his mouth, so signify taking a toke from a joint, then pointed at me and then my ex, then started bursting out laughing. So while I thought they were going to kick us out, they really thought it was hilarious seeing us high as a kite, tearing up their food. Left them a decent tip for being such cool and understanding people.. and that was that!

SO WHOLESOME!!!! i loved it!! Laughed the whole way reading it hhahahaha!!!!! thats SO FUKKIN FUKKIN FUNNY!! LOL! 🤣🤣

We used to bring backpacks lines with plastic to the buffet's and CLEAR THEM OUT for about 50lbs of shiii per trip lol

THEN we'd sell it in the hood!!! good times man good times.

NEW TRAP VERSE - just hit me

on the corner chriss bussin
we were budled up on the block with them BUNDLES,
House on the corner getting heated by the Oven,
Wanna go in but the money aint been comin,
my lil brother gon wake n need to eat somethin,
lord if you love why put this on me?
all it make me HATE MYSELF,
all it make me HATE my SELF.....

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Pretty accurate lol Lookin in the mirror, being a chicken tender slut LMAO

[Hackney]

Remember 2012, my first out of body experience, it was like I was watching myself watching animie

[OpSecSurvival]

Remember 2012, my first out of body experience, it was like I was watching myself watching animie

LOL i remember that feeling. like the first time i ever smoked it was absolute GASSSSS and i thought it kicked in RIGHT AWAY....

I was WRONG

[MTVRocks]

Happy day after 420!! All I can tell you is that after smoking tuff for the past 20 years I put down the pipe for the sorbet. If you haven't tried it yet it'll blow your lid off. It's like ice cream and only certain pot shops have it. This stuff is only $8 and has 100 mg of thc in it (they have it with cbd too for $1 more). Eat a whole one and you might forget your own name. I ate two last night and went to get pizza 15 minutes from our house. 30 minutes later I was parked on the side of the road with no idea where i was or what i was doing. It's made by Cormorant but I'm sure there are other companies. Yes i know this sounds like a commercial but i tell all my stoner friends about it cause its da BOMB!!!!

[OpSecSurvival]

Happy day after 420!! All I can tell you is that after smoking tuff for the past 20 years I put down the pipe for the sorbet. If you haven't tried it yet it'll blow your lid off. It's like ice cream and only certain pot shops have it. This stuff is only $8 and has 100 mg of thc in it (they have it with cbd too for $1 more). Eat a whole one and you might forget your own name. I ate two last night and went to get pizza 15 minutes from our house. 30 minutes later I was parked on the side of the road with no idea where i was or what i was doing. It's made by Cormorant but I'm sure there are other companies. Yes i know this sounds like a commercial but i tell all my stoner friends about it cause its da BOMB!!!!

Welcome to HF bro! PLEASE read the Help Docs b4 diving in head first

EXCELLENT first post though, we only accept HQ posters here. after 25 posts i highly recommend you upgrade your account to L33T status either for a month to try, or for life if ur smart with ur money ;)

Hope u do well friend, i am the 420 KING (unofficially) so glad ur here stoner friend

[Syndicate]

Happy day after 420!! All I can tell you is that after smoking tuff for the past 20 years I put down the pipe for the sorbet. If you haven't tried it yet it'll blow your lid off. It's like ice cream and only certain pot shops have it. This stuff is only $8 and has 100 mg of thc in it (they have it with cbd too for $1 more). Eat a whole one and you might forget your own name. I ate two last night and went to get pizza 15 minutes from our house. 30 minutes later I was parked on the side of the road with no idea where i was or what i was doing. It's made by Cormorant but I'm sure there are other companies. Yes i know this sounds like a commercial but i tell all my stoner friends about it cause its da BOMB!!!!

Hope you stick around for a while buddy, your story is really good 🤣 I'm sure you have a whole bunch more I'd like to hear about

[Omniscient]

Yesterday was a cool day. Took an edible at 4:20pm and spent the evening watching 3 Body Problem on Netflix. Cool story.

[OpSecSurvival]

Yesterday was a cool day. Took an edible at 4:20pm and spent the evening watching 3 Body Problem on Netflix. Cool story.

The perfect Chill day ^_^ sounds like it was a peaceful one Omns 😎

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Thank you Omniscient

what a quietly generous man.

hasnt changed a bit since 2010 ^_^

HF is gunna make a FAT comeback!! this is our year! with renewed interest in cyber security and AI! i can smell it!!!