What is the best insult you have ever heard? Could have been said to you or you overhead or saw it said to someone else.
I just saw a comment on Facebook that said an African coworker told this guy that he wasn't worth more than three bananas back in his village. The guy said it has been three days, and he still doesn't know how to respond to it.
I heard a streamer say to someone their hairline had a different zip code. Stuck with me since. So funny...
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(Oct 16, 2024 01:40 PM)Deany Wrote: I heard a streamer say to someone their hairline had a different zip code. Stuck with me since. So funny...
Now that is a really good one! I'd be dying laughing if I heard that said to someone.
Unfortunately it is in my language so you won't get it but it was a combination of following: Playful, dick, pussy-hunter, rounded black eyes
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"I wish I could see things from your perspective but I can't shove my head up my ass that far."
I can't recall where I heard or read it originally, it's been 20+ years or so, but I did manage to say it to a very rude teacher of mine from way back in the day.
Honestly I can't recall a brutal insult I've heard. Sure I have heard tons of insensitive insults but nothing too horrible.
(Oct 16, 2024 02:08 PM)TheGoldenRelik Wrote: Unfortunately it is in my language so you won't get it but it was a combination of following: Playful, dick, pussy-hunter, rounded black eyes
Sounds like an intense one!
(Oct 16, 2024 03:34 PM)Ѕystem Wrote: "I wish I could see things from your perspective but I can't shove my head up my ass that far."
I can't recall where I heard or read it originally, it's been 20+ years or so, but I did manage to say it to a very rude teacher of mine from way back in the day.
That is another good one! How did that rude teacher react when you said it to him?
(Oct 16, 2024 03:36 PM)Eran Wrote: Honestly I can't recall a brutal insult I've heard. Sure I have heard tons of insensitive insults but nothing too horrible.
Maybe that is a good thing!
(Oct 16, 2024 05:10 PM)Jake Johnson Wrote: Sounds like an intense one!
That is another good one! How did that rude teacher react when you said it to him?
Maybe that is a good thing!
Yeah I'm not really around douchebags so that could be it.
(Oct 16, 2024 05:10 PM)Eran Wrote: Yeah I'm not really around douchebags so that could be it.
Yeah, that very well probably is why you haven't heard any intense or extreme insults. I'm not really around anybody who says crazy shit like that myself. I have definitely heard some wild shit growing up through middle and high school but nothing that is engraved in my brain to remember lol.
(Oct 16, 2024 05:18 PM)Jake Johnson Wrote: Yeah, that very well probably is why you haven't heard any intense or extreme insults. I'm not really around anybody who says crazy shit like that myself. I have definitely heard some wild shit growing up through middle and high school but nothing that is engraved in my brain to remember lol.
I didn't include any internet insults I've heard, mainly because I've forgotten them or there are too many to remember. But yeah like you said, nothing engraved in my brain.
(Oct 16, 2024 01:40 PM)Deany Wrote: I heard a streamer say to someone their hairline had a different zip code. Stuck with me since. So funny...
I use to tell my friend it was a 30 minute Uber from his eyebrows to his hairline.
(Oct 16, 2024 05:10 PM)Jake Johnson Wrote: Sounds like an intense one!
That is another good one! How did that rude teacher react when you said it to him?
Maybe that is a good thing!
it's somewhat between quite funny intense and bold one
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(Oct 16, 2024 01:37 PM)Jake Johnson Wrote: What is the best insult you have ever heard? Could have been said to you or you overhead or saw it said to someone else.
I just saw a comment on Facebook that said an African coworker told this guy that he wasn't worth more than three bananas back in his village. The guy said it has been three days, and he still doesn't know how to respond to it.
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One guy at school told another that his girlfriend reminded him of that feeling you get when you've worn a waterproof coat in the rain and it's all stuck to your skin in that nasty sticky way. We all immediately knew what he meant, and it's stuck with me for all these years.
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I recall reading on a someones t-shirt at the gym:
"I am fat. You are ugly. I can diet."
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