[Rsynced]

That's public elementary school was going to prepare you for the world.

[The Pact]

Exactly, this is what i'm saying.
Even if the kid stole her wallet whilst checking her up and down figuring her value.

This is hilarious.

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Of course your dad would tell you that if you'd got better grades, you could rearrange that into a load of carp.

So is this.

[RiveR29]

Well, my dad used to drive taxi when I was a child so always on Christmas eve he would suddenly have to go to work and about 30 minutes later santa would magically show up. I was always so sad that dad could not be there to see Santa. So yeah it was a shock to wee lil me when I realized dad was Santa :D

[DAL-SHA]

Tooth fairy , putting the tooth under the pillow to find money next morning .. 🤭

[The Pact]

Well, my dad used to drive taxi when I was a child so always on Christmas eve he would suddenly have to go to work and about 30 minutes later santa would magically show up. I was always so sad that dad could not be there to see Santa. So yeah it was a shock to wee lil me when I realized dad was Santa :D

That's very cute. When I found out about Santa I didn't feel betrayed at all. I felt admiration that my parents did all that for me without taking any credit for it.

[Hackers]

What was the most outrageous lie you believed as a child? I did believe I might find another world in a wardrobe.

That's a nice belief though, for sure.

The stories of different holiday figures are probably the biggest lies

Big ol' bearded lad flies on a sleigh of reindeers to every house in the world, in one night, and goes down the chimney with a sack of toys, while consuming what you could estimate as billions of cookies and treats.

[The Pact]

That's a nice belief though, for sure.

The stories of different holiday figures are probably the biggest lies

Big ol' bearded lad flies on a sleigh of reindeers to every house in the world, in one night, and goes down the chimney with a sack of toys, while consuming what you could estimate as billions of cookies and treats.

Apparently you can get kidney damage if you drink that much milk.

[Hackers]

Apparently you can get kidney damage if you drink that much milk.

Oof, yeah that would be a lot of milk...
I'm okay with an aircraft making the trips w/ new propulsion tech someday, but the rest would be miraculous.

[JoshAllen]

Whenever I wanted to go to a Toy store or something like that, it was "closed for renovations"

[leste]

I used to think you could get pregnant by kissing.

[Dr4k0xKaRTeL]

If I shook the spray paint can long enough it would stop knocking and I could finally go to chuck e cheese

[RiveR29]

That's very cute. When I found out about Santa I didn't feel betrayed at all. I felt admiration that my parents did all that for me without taking any credit for it.

Yeah, like at that moment I felt betrayed. But soon after the same thing, and now days I even join my dad every Christmas as a helper. He does these things for other families now days. So he is kinda the local Santa of my home town, which is great. To see the younglings have the best Christmas they could hope for.

[The Pact]

The whole idea that if an animal followed you home your could keep it. I bet my mother wouldn't have let me keep it. But actually that did happen for me finally when I was 24 a ginger cat followed me home and he was so muscly that he didn't look starving at first, but when you had a closer look he was actually emaciated under muscle and he was the best most loyal cat I ever had. He was much more like a dog in his devotion to me and followed me everywhere.

[Pimping]

That's public elementary school was going to prepare you for the world.

Even high school.... high school did not prepare me for the world at all

[The Pact]

Whenever I wanted to go to a Toy store or something like that, it was "closed for renovations"

That's so sad. 😭 And such a diabolical lie. lol My mother lied that my dad was allergic to cats, so I could never have a cat, but then when I was 14 suddenly the golden child was given a kitten. But I was just glad there was finally a kitten.