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We've been eating Watermelon wrong for all of our lives.



It appears that we have been eating
Watermelon wrong for all of our lives. In
this video, Tom Willett shows us how to
properly eat a Watermelon and hopefully this
clears up some confusion some people have had
for some time now.
What the fuck... did... i... just... watch...
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Who the hell eats with a fork? That just doesn't seem reasonable.
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(Jun 2, 2014 06:07 PM)Pillows Wrote:  Who the hell eats with a fork? That just doesn't seem reasonable.

Never use forks. The fork cartel has been telling people to use dangerous forks for years, you can poke your eye out with it.
I never tried peanut butter with my watermelon, but it looks cool haha
Oh. My. God. I needed this for so so long. Thanks for posting this sir.
I don't need my fork I've got my hand's and mouth.
okay what the fuck.

I thought it was a good idea to sit here and watch some old guy eat watermelon for 10 minutes
dropped the watermelon off my table which landed on my stereo, turning it on and playing Green Day's Welcome To Paradise on full volume. This made the animals outside go crazy and caused my Redneck neighbor to come out and shoot the animals and random things. This caused the people across the street to call the police. Now I have cops in my house, what should I do?
(Jun 2, 2014 06:21 PM)Generation Wrote:  dropped the watermelon off my table which landed on my stereo, turning it on and playing Green Day's Welcome To Paradise on full volume. This made the animals outside go crazy and caused my Redneck neighbor to come out and shoot the animals and random things. This caused the people across the street to call the police. Now I have cops in my house, what should I do?

Sorry about that, I think you need another watermelon.
Lies......he is telling lies. I will never eat a watermelon like that.
(Jun 2, 2014 06:29 PM)Roger Waters Wrote:  Sorry about that, I think you need another watermelon.

Yes I do, I need a new one right away.
Man who eats their watermelon with a fork, I eat that shit with a knife and a spoon
(Jun 2, 2014 06:34 PM)๖ۣۜAmazing Wrote:  Man who eats their watermelon with a fork, I eat that shit with a knife and a spoon

Don't let the fork cartel tell you to eat watermelon with a fork. If they try telling you that you need to then you should tell them no.
Im happy to know I have been eating watermelon correctly all along. I did not know that there was a correct way.


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