[WindowsOS]

So.. I like to take polls at work to make the day go by faster and we ask a lot of weird shit. I thought I might bring them to hackforums. So guys, in the restroom are you a zipper user or not? I personally am the pull the pants down slightly and do my thing. My best friend however whips it out the zipper like a pro (so he says). But I believe him, I think it's a muscle memory thing. When I try I'm moving it everywhere trying to get it through those damn holes in my underwear and pants, and if I graze that zipper fuck no. But as a kid I never used it, he probably did. Muscle memory is crazy stuff yo... So, to my bros on hackforums, don't be shy, zipper or no zipper?

[Bibikins]

I just completely pull down my pants and raise up my shirt to shoulder level to piss.

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[SIM-765503]

I do exactly what the user above does

[WindowsOS]

I used to do that when I was in Kindergarten, disregarding that sexy shirt thing (no homo). I would then after initiating walk backwards and see how far back I could get and still hit the urinal. The other kids did too, we got caught by the teacher because some jackass was going crazy in a stall..

[Pew ]

I honestly get butt ass naked in the mens room when I piss

[WindowsOS]

Strange but to each their own lol. Stall or urinal or sink or ??

[Judecca]

I just completely pull down my pants and raise up my shirt to shoulder level to piss.

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like this

Great representation of my urinating activities ...

[Autocorrect]

I unzip my pants like a civilised human.

[Mann02]

me, i just open my pants and do the thing, it's more comfortable that way :)