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Here is another inspirational thread from your HQ god ChromeProducts.
Overview
This thread details basically my entire life story, I will be adding more as I remember it. I will go through everything I remember as a kid/teen/young adult and it contains all of my most embarrassing to my saddest experiences. The idea of this is for everyone on HF to know me better.
0-6 Years
It all started in caboolture hospital when I was born. I don't remember much about my youngest days on earth. What I do remember is that my father was pretty abusive towards us but also could be great at time. I guess it just goes that way. This part ends when I was in preschool at jinibara state school which my favorite subject was nap time and not much that I can remember.
6-8 Years
Again I don't remember much here either. When I was around 8 and 9 years old I went to sleep and I had a huge habit of chewing on the ends of my blankets. I don't understand why I did but it helped me sleep at night. I remember this one time I actually chewed a bit off and chocked on it, I was rushed to hospital because my face was purple as fuck! I legit almost died that night and I had to spend the night at hospital for monitoring or some shit. This concludes the boring shit.
8-13 Years
When I was 8 years old I moved schools because the previous school was terrible. This new school only allowed grades 3-7 so I was lucky to start at grade 3 then. Me and my twin were always in the same class until half way through grade 3 when I had to leave the class and go to some special binded class with some grade 3 kids and grade 4. This was great! We had no homework at all and I got to go home and play with my toys while my twin had to do his homework. I don't remember what type of work I did in grade 3 but I am pretty sure it was grade 4 work. So there is where my laziness with homework started.
When I hit grade 4 the work was pretty much the same as what I did the previous year so it was pretty easy. I remember that we had to do these annoying ass swimming lessons every Wednesday which I did fuck all in. I remember this one time I had to participate and the bitch teacher said that we can do a freestyle theme. Everyone else in the class knew what that was but hehe not me. Everyone did laps of freestyle swimming and then it was my turn.
Okay, let me tell you what I thought a 'freestyle' swim was. I thought you could do what ever style you wanted to do, so I did the doggy paddle... YEP the doggy paddle. Not my proudest memory. I think everything started to go down for me in terms of popularity. My schooling years were not my greatest memories because there was a lot I remembered. Picture this, a short kid with a home styled haircut that is very awkward and shy. that was me.
In grade 7 I had a massive crush on a girl called Jemma. She was the hottest girl in the class so obviously I had no fucking balls to even talk to her. I ended up getting my dorky friend to go up to her for me and obviously I was rejected by here but not only did I face that embarrassment, She came up to me with all of her friends and said "I wouldn't date you if you were the only guy alive". That crushed me and completely destroyed my confidence so yeah, that happened.
This ends here, if you enjoyed it and would like to hear the next 5 or 6 years of my life let me know!
Here is another inspirational thread from your HQ god ChromeProducts.
Overview
This thread details basically my entire life story, I will be adding more as I remember it. I will go through everything I remember as a kid/teen/young adult and it contains all of my most embarrassing to my saddest experiences. The idea of this is for everyone on HF to know me better.
0-6 Years
It all started in caboolture hospital when I was born. I don't remember much about my youngest days on earth. What I do remember is that my father was pretty abusive towards us but also could be great at time. I guess it just goes that way. This part ends when I was in preschool at jinibara state school which my favorite subject was nap time and not much that I can remember.
6-8 Years
Again I don't remember much here either. When I was around 8 and 9 years old I went to sleep and I had a huge habit of chewing on the ends of my blankets. I don't understand why I did but it helped me sleep at night. I remember this one time I actually chewed a bit off and chocked on it, I was rushed to hospital because my face was purple as fuck! I legit almost died that night and I had to spend the night at hospital for monitoring or some shit. This concludes the boring shit.
8-13 Years
When I was 8 years old I moved schools because the previous school was terrible. This new school only allowed grades 3-7 so I was lucky to start at grade 3 then. Me and my twin were always in the same class until half way through grade 3 when I had to leave the class and go to some special binded class with some grade 3 kids and grade 4. This was great! We had no homework at all and I got to go home and play with my toys while my twin had to do his homework. I don't remember what type of work I did in grade 3 but I am pretty sure it was grade 4 work. So there is where my laziness with homework started.
When I hit grade 4 the work was pretty much the same as what I did the previous year so it was pretty easy. I remember that we had to do these annoying ass swimming lessons every Wednesday which I did fuck all in. I remember this one time I had to participate and the bitch teacher said that we can do a freestyle theme. Everyone else in the class knew what that was but hehe not me. Everyone did laps of freestyle swimming and then it was my turn.
Okay, let me tell you what I thought a 'freestyle' swim was. I thought you could do what ever style you wanted to do, so I did the doggy paddle... YEP the doggy paddle. Not my proudest memory. I think everything started to go down for me in terms of popularity. My schooling years were not my greatest memories because there was a lot I remembered. Picture this, a short kid with a home styled haircut that is very awkward and shy. that was me.
In grade 7 I had a massive crush on a girl called Jemma. She was the hottest girl in the class so obviously I had no fucking balls to even talk to her. I ended up getting my dorky friend to go up to her for me and obviously I was rejected by here but not only did I face that embarrassment, She came up to me with all of her friends and said "I wouldn't date you if you were the only guy alive". That crushed me and completely destroyed my confidence so yeah, that happened.
This ends here, if you enjoyed it and would like to hear the next 5 or 6 years of my life let me know!
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