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[l33t][ub3r] silly creative writing contest

hey hf doing this contest here, lets see who can write the silliest short story, requirements are easy just write a silly short story with at least 3-6 sentences the prize is a steam with near 100 games, the silliest story wins it can be about any topic but please keep it forum appropriate


ends today!

i was asked nicely via skype to provide proof, asking nicely gets you further than acting like i have to
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could you tell us what are some notable games on the account?
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(Dec 1, 2015 07:37 AM)Heulen Wrote:  could you tell us what are some notable games on the account?

CSGO 400+ hours, COD BOII, COD GHOSTS, Sniper Elite V2, PayDay2, Nether
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When this ends? I'll need some inspiration, so i hope we'll have some time to write it.
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(Dec 1, 2015 08:26 AM)Wireless Network Wrote:  When this ends? I'll need some inspiration, so i hope we'll have some time to write it.

ends saturday, will update op
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One upon a time there was a King who had a beautiful Queen. They both grew old together and died one day. End of story. 🤝
Can I use work previously posted on HF?
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(Dec 1, 2015 09:26 AM)Effexion Wrote:  Can I use work previously posted on HF?

needs to be new
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3-6 sentences will take a lot of time and so i would like to see a photo of this steam account first.. you should put some proof man..
No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth.

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(Dec 1, 2015 12:58 PM)Mr.Cat Wrote:  3-6 sentences will take a lot of time and so i would like to see a photo of this steam account first.. you should put some proof man..

or you could just comply to terms of the contest and not add nonsense to the contest thread and remember the no fake giveaway rule, it takes literally 20 seconds to spout a nonsense story
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(Dec 1, 2015 03:36 PM)FkN Alex Wrote:  or you could just comply to terms of the contest and not add nonsense to the contest thread and remember the no fake giveaway rule, it takes literally 20 seconds to spout a nonsense story

and it takes 10 sec to post a pic..I believe nobody is gonna do it without some proof
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(Dec 1, 2015 03:50 PM)Mr.Cat Wrote:  and it takes 10 sec to post a pic..I believe nobody is gonna do it without some proof

then they lose the chance of getting a thing and so far only one person has done it, so they will get the account by default if no one else does a thing.
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Jim entered the room. It was dark and mysterious, however there was a single beam of light that seeped through a crack in the wall. "Pow Pow Moey" yelled the cat. "Chow chow pang doey spoey" said Jim. Jim and the cat seemed to have some kind of magical connection that no other could poses, it was fantastic.


There is my entry for your competition, good luck everyone.
+ REP ME AND I'LL
+ REP BACK

welp there proves mr cat wrong lol, i would have complied if you actually complied to the simplictic rules of the contest and asked after an entry.
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THE HOUSE ATOP THE HILL


It was a warm, but dark winter night, the wind was howling a low gruesome moan, as if it was a ghost and there was an unexplained sense of danger in the atmosphere.

Neo, and two of his closes friends Todd and Weasel who also attended Furry High had made a bet that they could spend one night in the house atop the hill in their neighborhood. Many stories of the house being the location of numerous murders had been shared among the halls of Furry High, and Weasel being himself, accepted a bet to stay there overnight by his crush Sally, one of the evil spawn in the cheer-leading squad; if he was successful, she would give him a kiss.

They all tell their parents that they are all sleeping over at each-others houses so their parents don't suspect their absence. They gather the belongings and any food they may need for the night then they all head out to meet at the town hall. Neo looks at the clock and notices the time. "Crap! it's almost midnight" he says to himself as he walks at a very fast pace towards the town hall.

Once they all arrive, they all try to reassure one another that it is the right choice. "Are you sure we should be doing this?" said Todd, "Of-course! it's the only way I can get Sally to notice me..." said Weasel. "Well, you both make a good point, but I'm with Todd on this one. It doesn't feel safe." said Neo. "Well I don't care! I'll do this alone if I have to!" said Weasel as he stormed off towards the gated entrance of the house atop the hill.

"WAIT!" shouted Neo, "I'll come with you!" he said as he jogged after Weasel. Todd stands where he is, with a confused look on his face, before realizing he won't be able to go home even if he tried; he followed behind them and said "Guys! wait for me! I can't leave you lot to do this alone."

Weasel, Neo and Todd had arrived at the front door of the house atop the hill after climbing up the hill for almost half an hour. "Oh my god, I'm so tired! did anybody bring water? my bag was too full." said Weasel, "I think I have some in my bag, but you guys seriously need to hit the gym, I basically carried you two up here!" said Neo, as he gave his water to Weasel. "Thank you so much! I could bloody kiss you right now!" Weasel said to Neo as he moved towards him, "No! that isn't necessary... Or maybe a lit... nevermind" said Neo with a sense of confusion and embarrassment.

Without Neo and Weasel realizing, Todd had already opened the door and walked into the doorway of the house, they heard the floor boards creek with every step Todd took which gained their attention, as they soon followed him inside with an unsure, frightened look on their face. Neo and Weasel looked at eachother, "You go first?" said Neo, "Fine, scaredy-cat" said Weasel as he began walking in with an odd smile on his face. "BOO!" shouted Neo. "OH MY FUCK! what is wrong with you!?" screamed Weasel in shock.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* THE DOOR SLAMMED SHUT BEHIND THEM *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Todd, Weasel and Neo were becoming scared, as they walked blindlessly around the room in the dark, until Neo found the light switch, and pulled it, lighting up the room.

I may finish this lol, I'm interested in knowing what happens!


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