[Sweetie]

Gomenasai, my name is Umu
I'm a 27 year old Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

[Ninetales.]

noooooooooooooo you didn't.

[grady]

[biscuit deluxe]

konnichiwa motherfucker!!

[Xepher The Cat]

こんにちは私は猫です

nyaaaa desuu!

[Sweetie]

こんにちは私は猫です

nyaaaa desuu!

XD nya desu doesnt make any sense.

[tweety]

I cringed so hard, might have snapped my neck.

[ankitkhosya]

Ohayo Back to you ! You magnificent Otaku ! 😏

You just Overkilled this troll thread.

These types of threads are important once in a while, a bit of comedy wont kill anybody.

[Peanut Butter]

great memes op keep it up

[Deany]

What's up you katana welding alpha male?

[Sweetie]

What's up you katana welding alpha male?

Hey 🤩 How are you?

[biscuit deluxe]

Hey 🤩 How are you?

ogenki desu ka?

[Calf]

Well you have enthusiasm that's for sure! xD

[Yuikoro]

You know that feeling you get that can't really be described as a cringe but isn't necessarily sorrow? Kinda like witnessing your life energy being stolen because of how another person acts, almost as if they were feeding off of your presence?

That's what I felt as I read through the post.

[CorrosiveBlueberry]

you forgot the funny ass picture that goes with the post; there is 10000x variations of that post on reddit with the same funny ass picture of this 30 year old dude dressed in a kimono posing for FB with a katana. Maybe i saw it on here, maybe i saw it on reddit cant remember