yesterday, I was going 85-90 on a big wide 5 lane road with a speed limit of 55, anyways after glancing at my mirror I noticed a state trooper trying to catch up maybe a half a mile away, he was probably hiding somewhere.
Already having over 8 tickets on my record I decide to floor it as he was still very far behind and still did not have his lights on.
I was able to get some distance and take a turn on a light and floor it again, but the traffic botched up and he already had his lights and sirens when he finally caught up.
We talked a bit, he asked me why I tried to outrun him, I told him I did not, that I just simply never saw him up until when he was up on my tail.
Cop was actually nice but very serious, after a bit he asked if he could search my car and I said go ahead let me even open up the trunk for you, and after doing a quick search he found some brass knuckles with a retractable knife under the passenger seat.
I replied "I know this is the most used line, and its very cliche, but that is not mine, I actually was aware they where there for like 8 months already but someone left them there, and I never got around to doing anything about them with them"
He then told me how in Texas its a felony, he then put them in a ziplock bag.
and I knew I was fucked, im not sure why I was already going to call to get my car picked up, because I knew I was getting arrested and he was like hold on, he made a call on his phone and talked for around 2 minutes and he just told me, im just going to give you a ticket for what I clocked you at 89 on a 55
And failure to signal when doing all those lane changes cutting trough traffic trying to outrun me.
He put the knuckles back in the car and said just keep those off the streets throw them away or something.
for a shorter version I basically dogged a felony that would have been a mis-understanding and was thankful the cop was nice enough to let that slide even after the bullshit I tried to do.
Already having over 8 tickets on my record I decide to floor it as he was still very far behind and still did not have his lights on.
I was able to get some distance and take a turn on a light and floor it again, but the traffic botched up and he already had his lights and sirens when he finally caught up.
We talked a bit, he asked me why I tried to outrun him, I told him I did not, that I just simply never saw him up until when he was up on my tail.
Cop was actually nice but very serious, after a bit he asked if he could search my car and I said go ahead let me even open up the trunk for you, and after doing a quick search he found some brass knuckles with a retractable knife under the passenger seat.
I replied "I know this is the most used line, and its very cliche, but that is not mine, I actually was aware they where there for like 8 months already but someone left them there, and I never got around to doing anything about them with them"
He then told me how in Texas its a felony, he then put them in a ziplock bag.
and I knew I was fucked, im not sure why I was already going to call to get my car picked up, because I knew I was getting arrested and he was like hold on, he made a call on his phone and talked for around 2 minutes and he just told me, im just going to give you a ticket for what I clocked you at 89 on a 55
And failure to signal when doing all those lane changes cutting trough traffic trying to outrun me.
He put the knuckles back in the car and said just keep those off the streets throw them away or something.
for a shorter version I basically dogged a felony that would have been a mis-understanding and was thankful the cop was nice enough to let that slide even after the bullshit I tried to do.
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