[Spam]

So I was fucking with this girl for a little while but then I cut ties and haven't talked to her in about 7 months now. All of a sudden some random guy is in my office looking for me and gives me this piece of shit paper



My question is, do I have to respond to this bullshit? What if I just ignore it?

[Spaark]

Hackforums aren't your lawyers. You're best to go seek the council of someone with expertise.

I'm sure the redacted part of this document tells you what you need to do.

[Cannabis]

Good luck. I just got served some bullshit too and now I am in a bs investigation because of a crazy female. But I got witnesses good luck to you in your situation.

[debian]

Oh, you know you can just ignore court summons, no problem. I mean, what do you do if the cops are chasing you on foot? Run fast as hell. What do you do if the cops are chasing you on the road? Drive fast as hell. What do you do if the cops tell you to show up to court?

Lol, just kidding by the way - you should go to court.

[Spam]

Hackforums aren't your lawyers. You're best to go seek the council of someone with expertise.

I'm sure the redacted part of this document tells you what you need to do.

You're right I guess I'm just looking for advice on what to do now..

Good luck. I just got served some bullshit too and now I am in a bs investigation because of a crazy female. But I got witnesses good luck to you in your situation.

What the hell is with women man? Alright I show up to court then what? They force my ass to take a DNA test and if it's mine good fight so much freaking money. This is is bullshit bro fuck I'm so pissed right now!!

Oh, you know you can just ignore court summons, no problem. I mean, what do you do if the cops are chasing you on foot? Run fast as hell. What do you do if the cops are chasing you on the road? Drive fast as hell. What do you do if the cops tell you to show up to court?

Lol, just kidding by the way - you should go to court.

I'm going to show up the thing is I don't want to take a stupid fucking dna test bro..

[debian]

If you don't like it then leave the country. You can't really fight the legal system - especially not in the US. If they want your DNA, the only way to really avoid it is by leaving the country.

[Spam]

If you don't like it then leave the country. You can't really fight the legal system - especially not in the US. If they want your DNA, the only way to really avoid it is by leaving the country.

I wonder what the legal ramifications would be if I did flee the country hmm. I mean technically I didn't do anything wrong right?

[Spaark]

I wonder what the legal ramifications would be if I did flee the country hmm. I mean technically I didn't do anything wrong right?

Yes. You flee the country and then you're skipping court which in itself is a criminal offense. Youve been summoned you moron, attend court.

[shelled]

it's illegal to ignore it but yeah man like forbidden said, the Israelis

[JackOfTrades]

lmao stop being a loser and go raise your new kid

[aye4life]

The only way to legally dodge it is if they served you less than 8 days until the court date but I don't know when you got served or when the court date is. Or it was served on a Sunday, which I doubt.

[Spam]

Isn't it crazy how much power a little sheet of paper has?

Holy shit I hate laws. I hate governments. I hate the Jews.

I couldn't agree with you more man

[bevc]

What the hell is with women man? Alright I show up to court then what? They force my ass to take a DNA test and if it's mine good fight so much freaking money. This is is bullshit bro fuck I'm so pissed right now!!

I suppose the obvious question is, do you think you could be the father of this lady's kid? Did you take precautions? Do the dates line up? Have you had any contact with her recently other than this, did she try and talk to you or anything?