[Demoralise]

What would it be? I would rob a bank and steal all the money

[shakur123]

Steal some bitcoins!! Hehe

[Aklimczak522]

What would it be?  I would rob a bank and steal all the money

I will order pizza and leave without paying

[SIM-76756743]

I will order pizza and leave without paying

I assume the thug life chose you.


I'd get me a shitton of BTC and retire.

[Aklimczak522]

I assume the thug life chose you.


I'd get me a shitton of BTC and retire.

Man I am thug AH
No one will have such a big balls to do it

[hyperionthegod]

an international ponzi/pyramid scheme

[Aklimczak522]

an international ponzi/pyramid scheme

This is not considered as one crime, but many I think

[Bacardi Cola Lime]

I'd rob the Swiss Gold Reserve with an 18-wheeler to transfer the goods.

[Aklimczak522]

I'd rob the Swiss Gold Reserve with an 18-wheeler to transfer the goods.

Lmao I guess you like challenges

[Scottyj01]

Rob ownership of Amazon/Apple sell it, invest it back and cry.

[Bacardi Cola Lime]

Lmao I guess you like challenges

I have seen enough of the Money Heist to be able to call myself an E X P E R T.

[Aklimczak522]

I have seen enough of the Money Heist to be able to call myself an E X P E R T.

There is one thing I see that can fail your plan
"If you were able to commit ONE crime(...)"
So alright, robbing gold... One crime, you are clear here
But you can't sell this gold, as it is crime of selling stolen goods :D

[Sanchovchi]

I will steal Ferrari and sell it later.
Robbing a back will require skills even if there is absolutely no one in the bank

[Aklimczak522]

Counterfeiting, probably.

2 crimes here:
1. creating counterfeit - clear
2. using counterfeit - crime, jail

That's why having a good pizza for free is better according to thread question

[MarvinMalware]

Wire Trumps savings into my accounts🤣