[B‎‏‍‎‏araka]

This contest is brought to you by Infamous.
On behalf of Infamous I will be upgrading another lucky member to L33T or a 1 year Ub3R upgrade. Ub3R already? maybe a chance to win The Ace of Spades award.

Entering:

Lets have some fun while staying HQ while entering.

List one of your funniest moments you have had in your life.

Could be anything from watching a person smash into a Walmart sliding door etc. lets have some fun.

Requirements:

• Must have at least 50 posts
  


• Must not have any deal disputes
  


• 1 entry allowed. Entering or posting multiple times is an instant disqualification from this contest
  


• Must not be an ewhore
  

The winner will be chosen by random.org .
The contest will end on August the 21st.

Winner:

N/A

Bonus

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[shakur123]

Wow thanks for this!!! i will post a funny moment:

Back when i was a teen i was at a mall with friends, at the time we just take each other drinks or food and eat it before the other one noticed it, (u know classic male teen stupidity), i spotted another friend in the food court, silently approach him from the back, steal and eat a massive bite of his new hot dog, suddenly my friend turned back and me with a stupid "i got u face" realized it was some random dude!!!!. I just freeze and keep telling him sorry like 100 times, try to pay for it and just run out of there

i still get jokes about it by friends, guess who cant eat a hot dog without being bullied 🙄

[Artisan]

Thank you for hosting this. Im taking an entry for the Ace of Spades award.

My funny story is a true one from my medschool days. So I had a viva exam once. The professor taking the exam was a really old lady. I was called into her office when it was my turn, I greeted her and took a seat. She started asking me questions. I had good prep and I used to be a decent student but god knows why I completely blanked out. She kept asking one question after another and I kept staring at her for a solid minute and say 'Mam I cant seem to remember the answer'. After about 5 questions, she looked at the lecturers in the room (who were her juniors) and told them 'WTH kinda student is this guy, he doesnt know shit! I have to go to the washroom, you people ask him some questions and take the rest of his exam but dont be too hopeful' and she walked out. So the lecturers ganged up on me and started sledging and I was able to keep my cool (I dunno why). They didnt ask me any questions related to the exam though, they just kept conversing about unrelated stuff (probably to get me to ease up). So the professor returned after doing her thing and sat at her desk again and Im sitting opposite to her. She asked me 'what is your name son?' and I introduced myself again. She started asking me basic questions, moved on to some intermediate and advanced stuff and after a few questions she said 'You are an awesome student, I dont know who came before you but that guy was a total idiot, I asked him so many questions and even tried giving him some hints to the answers but he couldnt utter a single word as an answer. Youve passed with flying colours, you can leave now'. So I left knowing that her short bout of amnesia had helped me pass.

TL,DR: She totally forgot that I was the idiot who couldnt give her any answers and after coming back from the washroom, she thought I was a different student of hers. 😁

[Free Kurdistan]

Posting to enter.

One of the funniest thing is seeing a classmate sniffing Viagra and getting all fucked up because of it - big regrets is safe to say. Man pissed himself and on the floor in class and threw up everywhere, almost thought he was dying but couldn’t help but laugh like a hyena. He walked and looked like a zombie, never seen anything like it.

[racoonweeweesucker69]

OK I'm about to win this giveaway. Let me tell you one of the most grueling disgusting memories of my life. It was the day before the final exam... All i ate before that day was a shitload of cabbage. I couldn't get myself to sleep until 4 am. Keep in mind that i had to leave the house at 7 am so I wouldn't be late for the final exam. I slept 2 hours, woke myself with a cold as fugg shower, and ate half a kilo of cabbage. Before I leave the house I always go on the toilet in case i get fugged by a god of destiny. So I went on the toilet and nothing came out. I was like OK, time to go. I walked unto the bus station without any problems, got in it and traveled all the way to the last station. There was a steep road from that station to the school and this would pose a huge problem for me. Because when i left the bus, I walked 10 meters ahead, and behold AN INCREDIBLE PAIN LIKE A GIANT BARBELL IN MY STOMACH HAD APPEARED. The weight of this pain was so strong in fact that I, who am a stable shitholder could not keep it in. I even saw the cafes and the stores that i could shit in a couple of meters away from me... It dawned on me... I couldn't be able to keep it in. Sweat came out of every part of my body and adrenaline rushed through me. I denied the weak path. I went on ahead, and with every step i took a little shit came out, that would eventually form a giant ball like figure on my ass and underwear. I was walking in tight pants and walking past people on that steep road, and a question presented in my head. Do these people see the shit that is coming from my ass?. Maybe.. But does that really matter now? I pressed on, every step was excruciating and at the same time hardening my soul. All the while I was searching for tissues in my backpack, which I couldn't find. But at long last, at the very bottom pocket i found the tissues that were given to me half a year ago before the corona crisis, when i bought some pizza. I cannot tell you how happy I was to find that huge stack of tissues. I entered the high school smelling like shit. I rushed past everyone there and went to the toilet. I pulled the pants down and I let it rip. 2 kilos of cabbage like shit came out from my ass. I felt amazing. But the shit on my ass and underwear still needed to be cleaned. I started cleaning my ass and the feces that sticked on it, made it very hard to clean without shit somehow sticking to my hand. I took a look at my hand, and start screaming. I thrashed around and got some shit on my clothes also. I raged on with myself, and started peeing, and of course I managed to get the pee on my pants. I paused, and thought about jumping through the window into my death. I steeled myself, because I remembered that I should be a man that doesn't give a fugg about what others think. I continued cleaning myself, eventually that enormous stack of tissues depleted. And I was forced to take the pages of my notebook. I managed to clean my ass cheeks, but the underwear I just couldn't clean completely. I first thought of throwing the underwear but when I tried it the tight pants showed everything, so i refrained from that idea. No, I took the path of most resistance. I waited for people to leave the toilet room. I took my underwear in my hand and got into the pants, and went over to the sink to clean the shitty underwear. In this moment... This triumphant moment, I did not care if any person, any professor walked in. My brain was in a pure state of not giving a fugg. There wasn't even a door in the toilet room, so any passerby could see me cleaning my shitty underwear. I did not look back, I took the soap that was luckily provided by the corona crisis (which we never had) and rubbed it into the underwear. I watered it down and shitty water came out. I won, I said to myself. Came back to the toilet and put that wet underwear on, with my pants. But while I was pulling up my pants i saw that there was a line of shit that was left there. I said to myself I couldn't be bothered to clean that. An hour has passed in that toilet room, the exam was about to start . So I left the toilet room and the only thought in my mind was don't get approached by anyone, don't get seen by any professor. And right as I left I saw my headteacher coming down from the staircase. You surely know that i was traumatically scared, and shocked out of my mind. I took my left hand (the one that didnt smell like shit) and handshaked her like a mongoloid. I couldn't speak. She just told me where the room that I was supposed to take the exam was in. In my mind I asked myself a million times can they smell my shit? I know that i can smell it, but can they? I entered the room with the mask on, and boggled out of my mind I was mumbling something to the professors that were holding the questioning. I was so destroyed by these past events, I couldn't answer some questions that I knew. But in the end the teacher that was holding the final exam of that subject, knew that I wasn't like this and gave me something equivalent to a B. I was happy but disappointed that I made a fool of myself. I left the room in shambles and without a concern got into a crowded bus where I knew they could smell it. I just formed a grin on my face of non-fuckery. I went home and told all me friends with a maniacal laugh between each sentence. And i said to myself if i made people laugh perhaps it isn't that bad
All the people that I told this story didn't quite believe me, often thinking it was heavily exaggerated. But please believe me, for if you dont you will discredit the pain that happened to me.

Beat this friends.

But here goes another story, so me and my 3 friends going back to my place to play cs on lan and we get in to bus on it's first station and sure enough the bus is filling up for the next 5 minutes. Me and my friends are dicking around talking in the 4 seat booth, this lady comes up and says word for word to my buddy across me: "Can I sit there?", and he as he is saying "you want me to get up?" she pushes him back to his seat and says "No, no it's fine I'll sit there" and sits on his lap keep in mind we are all about 18 and this is a 50 year old hag. And at this point me and the buddy next to him are trying to contain the laughter, meanwhile the dude next to me is flat out laughing at the bitch. And so she asks us what do you kids train. We reply "Ohh we train parkour" and she says "Ohh, basketball". So even me and the other dude that was trying not to laugh in her face are dying of laughter, but for the hag it isn't awkward at all she is grinding on my boy without a care in the world.

Bonus story
Me and a couple of my friends are returning from the beach at night and in the first time in my life I get approached by cops. So we give them our IDs and they ask us "Have you ever been detained? Are you carrying illegal supstances? etc.." And to me it was my first time in my life and it was funny to me that someone would ask that. So I wanted to joke around a bit. Everyone says no and I kept silent. The cops stare at me and I take my bottle which is hardly visible from the dark and lift it up and I say well I got this. One cop takes his flashlight and points it at the bottle. And so for like 5 seconds everyone is staring at the bottle. One cop starts laughing while the other is confused and fixated on the bottle. I don't remember exactly how we ended the conversation, but I tried to make it as weird as possible. After we passed the cops my friends started screaming from laughter and they thought I didnt do it intetionally. They were like you couldve been detained and like you shouldnt joke about that.

[Klonopin]

posting for an entry, thanks B‎‏‍‎‏araka for this wild ass contest.

Funnymoment: group of friends and i were heading home after a party and my friend is busted out of his dome trying to text and walk end up walking into a sign and dropping his phone down into a sewer, ngl it feelsbad but it was so fucking jokes

-Knocking on wood, wishing everyone luck!

[SIM-3467872]

Posting to enter. Thanks OP.

So when I was in schools we were sitting in the class and the teacher asked my friend that what job you would like to do in future and he said there is a lots of time left to think about it and he said i'm not even pregnant(graduate) yet and whole class laughed so hard. English is not our native language so this things happens very often.

[ETH]

Thanks B‎‏‍‎‏araka for this contest !
There are lot of funny moments in everyone's life and it really a part of the life as we always remember those things until our end

My latest funny moment !
After people gifted discord nitro for me and i started acting as really 10 age kid as i started replying to the friends by animated emoji's and they started getting irritated and emoji's itself is really childish type and after i realized that i really laugh myself acting as child !

[Parker]

Thanks for the this contest!

My funniest moments
Is when I was super drunk with friends and then my boy started to do some cocaine and he was hella fried asf and dude actually fell down the stairs like it was funny but it was fucked

[Skisuit]

Thanks Baraka and Infamous for hosting this giveaway! I would love win an upgrade to l33t

One of the funniest yet unfortunate moment that happened these past few years was related to my teacher.

I had this teacher in the past in her late 40s. She was well known for being an extremely strict person who speaks with a condescending tone to many students. Many of my classmates hated her as a result, furthermore she refuses to entertain any questions/clarifications from any students regarding the topics taught in classes.

In a typical lesson, she walks into the class, take out some worksheets, turn on the projector, flash the worksheet questions to the class via the projector. All of us will start doing the questions. The teacher will then proceed to use her phone to watch movies/play mobile games/whatsapp ppl etc.

All is well until one fine day, she started her routine. However, it was different this time round. She used her phone under the projector, the whole class could see the contents of her phone. I was quietly completing the worksheet and someone let out a loud gasp. I immediately lift my head up to view the projector screen.

Lo and behold, it seems like she was messaging her partner, and her partner just sent a message "I can't wait to suck your b___s tonight🤤", to which she replied: "I'll reciprocate by sucking off too 🍆". OMG, I can never see her in the same way as before. What seems as a stern, demanding and boring person to all of my classmates and I had another side of her! The worst of all, a week before the incident happened , she reprimanded a couple in my class for "inappropriate behavior". At that point of time, it was so difficult to hold in our laughters as she frantically reached for the projector's power off button, in the meantime threatening to those who laughed that she'll give them extra assignments.

From them on, she no longer uses her phone in the class. What a pity, I was still looking forward to more such incidents, just for the lols

Apologies for such a long reply, I only realised it when I was about to post it.

[DublA]

I recently found out a teacher from my childhood was jailed for drug trafficking. He was a bad teacher.

[PAXFun]

Posting to enter, thanks OP!


Whenever i get drank i fall on the floor and can't move anymore. One time i passed out next to my gf mother and spit on her bed. Tommorow morning i died of shame lol.

[Michael Kors]

I once saw two male dogs have sex.

[Geass]

Entering in your contest, requiments good, now something funny, hmm one funny moment was when I saw a cat chasing a dog :)

Entering for the award since I am upgraded, thank you

[Dopamine]

Taking my chance for the ub3r upgrade. 😎

So this is my funny moment :

Back in time I was driving really smooth then an asshole starting to rage in the back. The guy tried to get in front me but he was never able to do it. Once he've almost success to go through me he opened his windows to yell me insults but never watched the road while driving so he crashed very fast in the back of another car. I was laughing out loud
This is what we call instant karma.

Btw thanks for hosting this OP :)