Title says all. Let me hear them. ;)
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Where did lucy go during the bombing?
Lucy went everywhere
Ok, here's mine
women's rights
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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket
knock knock?
whos there?
whos there?
hello?
those damn kids.
(Feb 17, 2021 08:41 PM)Doomslayer Wrote: Where did lucy go during the bombing?
Lucy went everywhere
Dark one :)
(Feb 17, 2021 08:41 PM)Deany Wrote: Ok, here's mine
women's rights
uhhhh
(Feb 17, 2021 08:50 PM)TobiTee Wrote: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket
haha :)
(Feb 17, 2021 08:52 PM)Carrot Wrote: knock knock?
whos there?
whos there?
hello?
those damn kids.
nice
My girlfriend told me to come over as nobody is at home.
I went over, and nobody was at home. xD
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Blub blub blub blub"
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on." -Franklin D. Roosevelt
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How can chewing gum be removed from the hair?
Cancer.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side :)
What do u call a cow with no legs,
Ground beef
Yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver...... This world is too cruel for the kindhearted.
My wife says she wants to talk more after sex, so she called me from the hotel. I don't get no respect.
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