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Have you ever farted and you ended up shitting yourself

Have you ever farted and ended up shitting yourself?
One time I was sick & at the doctors office. I had to fart so I went for the fart ended up pooping and I ran to the nearest restroom and threw away my boxers. Flushed it down the toilet and called my girlfriend, & she laughed at me :(
I mean, you're lying if you say you haven't done it.
So yeah it has happened, nothing to be ashamed of, happens to the best.
Yes, I was in Preschool and too afraid to ask for directions from the teacher.
I have personally not, no. But for anyone out there, where this have happened in their life, I am extremely sorry for you!

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When I drink too much, I tend to misjudge a fart and shit myself the morning after.

This happens far more often than I would like to admit.
I think some people believe shitting yourself is way more common than it is.
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When I was little kiddo, just once.
Isn't the term for this "sharting" LMAO?
yeah it happened to me this morning
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(Sep 5, 2015 07:32 PM)Happeh Wrote:  Activity is a sign of depression.
Once when I was a kid.

But I fully trust my farts, they never shit on me :)
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Yeh, once when i was kid.
It was scary at that time but its funny now..... :P
(Jun 4, 2021 01:49 AM)Nuts Wrote:  Flushed it down the toilet and called my girlfriend, & she laughed at me :(

My girlfriend pissed the bed one time so I know if I shit my pants she won’t say fugg all 😁
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no, i usually can predict it like a normal human.
Bleh
Thank god no! hehehe, i just once pee myself when i was a kid but thats it
Hahaha no, that never happened to me. Funny story tho.


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