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Have you ever accidentally farted in an inappropriate setting. I feel ive farted once or twice in class but no one noticed
Well don’t do that.
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I’ve farted during mid squat, at the gym.
I farted in class once in junior high. The boy sitting next to me heard it and yelled it to the class. I said it was my thighs clapping together as I was standing up and sitting down, then I proceeded to call him stupid and tell him to shut up. My first gaslighting. lol
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Yeah when doing core exercise in gym class, completely quiet except for working out noises.

Also, the silent but deadly in class?! Lol! That was the power move of a couple kids in middle school.
One of the worse is when you fart when you sneeze. Well for me anyway because I’m one of them ones who shouts ‘AH CHOO’ so you can imagine how hard I sneeze. So squeezing a fart out hard kinda hurts.

This is just such a horrendous post but it’s true and will go towards my lounge award loool.
Thank you for the +rep / QL etc but I do not return these just because you have given them to me unless stated otherwise.
This post made me fart... idk how.... but it sounded like a bed-sheet ripping in half.... so that's not good.... checks ass

(May 15, 2024 04:08 AM)Chung Wrote:  One of the worse is when you fart when you sneeze. Well for me anyway because I’m one of them ones who shouts ‘AH CHOO’ so you can imagine how hard I sneeze. So squeezing a fart out hard kinda hurts.

This is just such a horrendous post but it’s true and will go towards my lounge award loool.

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Taking some ME time

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I once couldn't hold one back in a microbiology lab... thankfully it already is full of horrendous smells so my actions went noticed by the other technicians.
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Crop dusting is the way to go, that way no one will know it was you ;)
(May 15, 2024 05:02 AM)Euaggelistes Wrote:  I once couldn't hold one back in a microbiology lab... thankfully it already is full of horrendous smells so my actions went noticed by the other technicians.

Yes, the smell of rotten eggs paired with rotten ass.
Sometimes I truly hate the human body
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(May 15, 2024 04:56 AM)OpSecSurvival Wrote:  This post made me fart... idk how.... but it sounded like a bed-sheet ripping in half.... so that's not good.... checks ass


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So don't ever come back on this thread for you may fart again and much more of that bed-sheet ripping sound lmao. 😋
(May 15, 2024 08:24 AM)Yanix Wrote:  So don't ever come back on this thread for you may fart again and much more of that bed-sheet ripping sound lmao. 😋

LOL i only came back to reply to you!!
runs away faring and sharting with every step BLPHHH BLPHHH BLPHHHH BLPHHHH
Taking some ME time

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I guess i did it many times but iv never been caught
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(May 15, 2024 08:33 AM)OpSecSurvival Wrote:  LOL i only came back to reply to you!!

*runs away faring and sharting with every step BLPHHH BLPHHH BLPHHHH BLPHHHH*

Perhaps your stomach is upset and you need to rush to the toilet haha 🤣


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