[Joe]

I wanted to start a thread where people can come for a moment of silliness. There's not enough humor on this site! Learning how to make blah blah dollars in just blah days is great, but you gotta take a break sometimes. Feel free to add your own jokes, even the bad ones! Maybe someone will at least get a smile out of it. I'll start with this one:


A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.

The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.


The statistician shouts, "We got him!"

[zFacetious]

lol that's a clever little joke, I happen to love bad dad jokes thou;

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.

[Joe]

lol that's a clever little joke, I happen to love bad dad jokes thou;

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.

I love all different sorts of jokes. I just like to laugh. Corny dad jokes usually give me a little chuckle at least.

[zFacetious]

I love all different sorts of jokes. I just like to laugh. Corny dad jokes usually give me a little chuckle at least.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It don't always be like that
But sometimes it do?

lol

[Joe]

Here's another smarty pants joke:

Schrodinger gets pulled over by a cop. The cop searches the trunk and says, "Do you know there's a dead cat in here?"

Schrodinger says, "Well I do now!"

[LeetSpeed]

I wanted to start a thread where people can come for a moment of silliness. There's not enough humor on this site! Learning how to make blah blah dollars in just blah days is great, but you gotta take a break sometimes. Feel free to add your own jokes, even the bad ones! Maybe someone will at least get a smile out of it. I'll start with this one:


A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.

The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.


The statistician shouts, "We got him!"

Lol it's funny but dry.

[TB12]

I'm proud I manage to get the joke, gave me a little giggle. If you want a real good laugh we can talk about my penis size

[Joe]

Lol it's funny but dry.

I don't know why, but that one just gets me every time. I found it online and it cracked me up, and I've read it like 10 times since I posted it and I lose it all over again every time.

[LeetSpeed]

I don't know why, but that one just gets me every time. I found it online and it cracked me up, and I've read it like 10 times since I posted it and I lose it all over again every time.

Lol really? you must like science jokes a lot.

[zFacetious]

Here's another smarty pants joke:

Schrodinger gets pulled over by a cop. The cop searches the trunk and says, "Do you know there's a dead cat in here?"

Schrodinger says, "Well I do now!"

bahaha I often use the reference that curiosity killed a cat.

[Joe]

Lol really? you must like science jokes a lot.

I like all the jokes! I just happen to have a web page open right now with some nerdy jokes on it.

[fenompls]

Seems like that reddit Joke subreddit. I don't think I've ever had a laugh in that place. Hopefully it changes here.

[Joe]

I'm proud I manage to get the joke, gave me a little giggle. If you want a real good laugh we can talk about my penis size

Ha!

[Kittenz4life]

A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and he says "I hope the porn is disabled"

The guy at the desk replies, "It's just regular porn you sick fuck"

[bevc]

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an award? It was for being outstanding in his field.

When he collected the award, he said, "This job's not for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."