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Are you into dark humor ?
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Apr 1, 2022 12:30 PM
Are you guys into dark humor, If so leave something below!

Jokes, memes, etc.
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Apr 1, 2022 12:32 PM
Dark humor is the only thing that gets me through the day.
We got real dark in the Army. Unrepeatable dark.
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Apr 1, 2022 12:34 PM
I am the master of dark humor.
My husband quite hates it, makes it more fun.
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Apr 1, 2022 12:37 PM (This post was last modified: Apr 1, 2022 12:41 PM by Excellentum.)
(Apr 1, 2022 12:34 PM)skull Wrote:  I am the master of dark humor.
My husband quite hates it, makes it more fun.

Ok, give us something? Show your master skills!
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Apr 1, 2022 12:42 PM
Not exactly my forte anymore. Used to enjoy it when I was younger.
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Apr 1, 2022 12:44 PM
(Apr 1, 2022 12:42 PM)hotwheels52 Wrote:  Not exactly my forte anymore. Used to enjoy it when I was younger.

I feel you! I used to like it more when I was younger! I still kind of like it, but sometimes it gets too dark for me personally!💯💯💯
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Apr 1, 2022 12:55 PM
(Apr 1, 2022 12:37 PM)Excellentum Wrote:  Ok, give us something? Show your master skills!

Me as a dad sitting on the bench at the playground.
Stranger: Which one is yours?
Me: Haven't chosen yet.
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Apr 1, 2022 12:56 PM
(Apr 1, 2022 12:55 PM)skull Wrote:  Me as a dad sitting on the bench at the playground.
Stranger: Which one is yours?
Me: Haven't chosen yet.

I reread this 7 times because I’m an idiot and read pyramid. Solid joke.
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Apr 1, 2022 12:58 PM
(Apr 1, 2022 12:32 PM)Komodo Wrote:  Dark humor is the only thing that gets me through the day.
We got real dark in the Army. Unrepeatable dark.

Well in that setting I could imagine that you'd have to have a dark sense of humor to help you survive psychologically in that environment.
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Apr 1, 2022 12:58 PM
(Apr 1, 2022 12:55 PM)skull Wrote:  Me as a dad sitting on the bench at the playground.
Stranger: Which one is yours?
Me: Haven't chosen yet.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Decent one. Pedophile jokes are always good. IDK why, but they are!
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(Apr 1, 2022 12:56 PM)Komodo Wrote:  I reread this 7 times because I’m an idiot and read pyramid. Solid joke.

Hahaha, maybe I could have written it better.
My sentences in English might not be perfect.

I also used to say this one a lot before I got my son.

Her: You want kids?
Me: Yes, but I can never catch them.
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(Apr 1, 2022 12:58 PM)mrenigma98 Wrote:  Well in that setting I could imagine that you'd have to have a dark sense of humor to help you survive psychologically in that environment.

That’s what alcohol and nicotine is for.
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Apr 1, 2022 12:59 PM (This post was last modified: Apr 1, 2022 01:00 PM by skull.)
(Apr 1, 2022 12:58 PM)Excellentum Wrote:  🤣🤣🤣🤣 Decent one. Pedophile jokes are always good. IDK why, but they are!

OMG you just managed to make my joke even worse! hah!
(Apr 1, 2022 12:59 PM)Komodo Wrote:  That’s what alcohol and nicotine is for.

Me and my friends used to do the dead-baby jokes when we was younger and stoned.
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(Apr 1, 2022 12:59 PM)skull Wrote:  Hahaha, maybe I could have written it better.
My sentences in English might not be perfect.

I also used to say this one a lot before I got my son.

Her: You want kids?
Me: Yes, but I can never catch them.


My girlfriend asked me what a pedophile is, I told her that’s a pretty advanced word for a 6-year-old.
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Somewhat but not as much as I used to be in highschool
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