[peNchy]

The Christmas shower was good to me so in the spirit of holidays I want to give some bytes back to all of ye old byte gamblers and addicts :)
5 accounts will get 1200 BYTES

Prize:

5 x 1200 BYTES

Requirements:

1. An active account which is older than 6 months
2. Byte count less than 600 at the moment of the winners draw
3. Write a post containing a joke or a funny story (if personal even better). You can post once every 24 hours! All subsequent posts must be also jokes and funny/interesting stuff.

Non-requirements:

This is not a requirement nor it affects the contest. I would kindly appreciate some of your more private money making ideas, good niches, advice etc etc. I am lacking in that department so any help is well received. Once again, it's not a requirement, just your good will.

CONTEST WINNERS will be randomly picked by a trusting member in CONVO on January 14th (NOT ON THE 10th, I MESSED UP IN THE TITLE). All posts are to be written by 10:00 AM in Croatia (it's my contest, you do the math)

I am really excited for this, it feels awesome to hold a contest. I wish you all good luck and all the best in the upcoming New Year!!!

[Trust]

I will be rolling the winners. Good luck, all. Thanks peNchy for the giveaway.

[Eran]

Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them.

They said it would be like winning the Lottery.

Spoiler (Click to View)To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.

Also I would consider opening an OF agency. Big money to be made.

Btw this is my first entry :)

[spinder]

can i enter ? thanks

[peNchy]

can i enter ? thanks

Surre you can, as I see you meet the requirements :) Don't forget the joke!

[Puppetmaster]

I don't fit in here :(

[Grim]

Love to enter this here is my joke:

What's a spider's New Year's resolution?

Spoiler (Click to View)
To spend less time on the web!

[Biggs]

Knock knock, who's there?

Biggs to claim those Bytes.

[Peffer]

Entering this giveaway

How to win this bytes giveaway?
Spoiler (Click to View)Ask peNchy to makes all the participants the winner

[Net]

The Christmas shower was good to me so in the spirit of holidays I want to give some bytes back to all of ye old byte gamblers and addicts :)
5 accounts will get 1200 BYTES

Prize:

5 x 1200 BYTES

Requirements:

1. An active account which is older than 6 months
2. Byte count less than 600 at the moment of the winners draw
3. Write a post containing a joke or a funny story (if personal even better). You can post once every 24 hours! All subsequent posts must be also jokes and funny/interesting stuff.

Non-requirements:

This is not a requirement nor it affects the contest. I would kindly appreciate some of your more private money making ideas, good niches, advice etc etc. I am lacking in that department so any help is well received. Once again, it's not a requirement, just your good will.

CONTEST WINNERS will be randomly picked by a trusting member in CONVO on January 14th (NOT ON THE 10th, I MESSED UP IN THE TITLE). All posts are to be written by 10:00 AM in Croatia (it's my contest, you do the math)

I am really excited for this, it feels awesome to hold a contest. I wish you all good luck and all the best in the upcoming New Year!!!

Nice contest, taking my first entry. Don't really have a funny story, but I guess that is due to me getting older? Getting old sucks tbh.

[Eran]

Second entry. :)

Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother…

Spoiler (Click to View)Sudden Lee

[Yin Yang]

I’m under 600 bytes. I thought this TikTok was pretty funny: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT84yRQJ5/

The acting was pretty spot on, and gotta love the Norris attempt

[Peffer]

This is my second entry.
Sometimes life will fuck you
Spoiler (Click to View)and you just have to change positions and enjoy it

[ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ]

You know why you don't go to sleep with an itchy butt?

Spoiler (Click to View)You'll wake up with smelly fingers. kappa

[Prettykitty]

The joke is my bank account. 0 to start off the new year :)