I have a pretty fucked up one unfortunately, I have a deceased grandfather. I always make jokes about it; i'm sure it’s what he would have wanted, he liked that sort of shit. Anyways, I was at his funeral, and a friend of mine came along, and I looked at him as serious as I could, and told him that my grandfather passed away due to a heart attack during intercourse. This poor kid just stared at me like I said the most horrific shit ever and I just couldn’t help myself but laugh, I had to leave. Before I get shit on for this, me and my grandfather were really close and we both had an equally fucked up sense of humor.