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[DAILY JOKES] Yodawarrior's daily jokes!
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Feb 3, 2021 01:31 AM
Ill be checking daily for my jokes now!
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Feb 3, 2021 05:42 AM (This post was last modified: Feb 3, 2021 05:51 AM by Yoda_warrior.)
Hell i skipped, a day, giving yall two for it :)
Joke#5 : Why did the IPA beat the Pale Ale at Basketball?
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Joke#6 : How do you call a cat with no legs ?
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(Feb 2, 2021 12:18 PM)dBusta Wrote:  Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.

Oh noooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Glad yall like my jokes 😁 Didn't see I had so much readers 😲
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Feb 3, 2021 11:17 AM
(Feb 3, 2021 05:42 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Hell i skipped, a day, giving yall two for it :)
Joke#5 :  Why did the IPA beat the Pale Ale at Basketball?
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Joke#6 : How do you call a cat with no legs ?
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Note : sorry for cats <3

Oh noooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Glad yall like my jokes 😁 Didn't see I had so much readers 😲

I missed you yesterday!😭 they were good jokes 👍🤣
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Feb 3, 2021 11:39 AM
(Feb 3, 2021 11:17 AM)SIM-353284 Wrote:  I missed you yesterday!😭 they were good jokes 👍🤣

<3 Sorry <3 Thanks! :D
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Feb 4, 2021 02:36 AM
Just checking in today to see my daily jokes
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Feb 4, 2021 03:40 AM
(Feb 4, 2021 02:36 AM)ghostboy Wrote:  Just checking in today to see my daily jokes

Here you go!
Joke#7 : What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
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Don't forget to + me and QL 😛
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Feb 4, 2021 05:00 AM
(Feb 4, 2021 03:40 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Here you go!
Joke#7 :  What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
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Don't forget to + me and QL 😛

Hahahaha that genuinely made me laugh out loud, my mom used to teach piano so she'll love this one lol
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Feb 4, 2021 05:55 AM
(Feb 4, 2021 05:00 AM)Koyote Wrote:  Hahahaha that genuinely made me laugh out loud, my mom used to teach piano so she'll love this one lol

Haha glad I made you laugh! 👍
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Feb 4, 2021 06:22 AM
(Feb 4, 2021 05:55 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Haha glad I made you laugh! 👍

It caught me off guard because I've heard sooo many piano jokes over the years through my mom but not that one lol. I've heard a similar one though like what do you get if you drop a piano on the army? A flat major!
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Feb 4, 2021 04:32 PM
(Feb 4, 2021 03:40 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Here you go!
Joke#7 :  What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
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Don't forget to + me and QL 😛

Hahaha good one!💯🤩🤣🤣
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Feb 4, 2021 05:26 PM
This is the best joke I have ever heard, I can’t wait until tomorrow
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Feb 4, 2021 05:30 PM
hahaha #6 a lil pee came out ngl haha
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Feb 5, 2021 09:28 AM (This post was last modified: Feb 5, 2021 09:29 AM by Yoda_warrior.)
Joke #8: WannaCry?
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Special shoutout to Juoku for upgrading me to panthers lifetime <3 Big thanks to him!
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Feb 5, 2021 09:42 AM
(Feb 5, 2021 09:28 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Joke #8: WannaCry?
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Special shoutout to Juoku for upgrading me to panthers lifetime <3 Big thanks to him!

Nice one. 👌Keep up the good work.
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Feb 5, 2021 10:55 AM
(Feb 5, 2021 09:42 AM)Djangoo Wrote:  Nice one. 👌Keep up the good work.

Thanks <3
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