[TNF.]

ask them "WHAT ARE THOSE" and point at their guns

This made me giggle Flacko.

[Flacko.]

There is nothing to hide on my computer. Everything of mine is stored off-shore.

[SIM-1823149]

Stand facing the door furiously masturbating

[64-Bit]

I probably just lie there hoping they don't shoot my ass and just deal with whatever bullshit they have on me.

[Wireless Network]

I would turn off PC and lie down

[neiqhtworks]

"Yo is that Mike from accounting? What good man! How's the kids? Is Jake still in that rebellious stage? Yeah teenagers can be like that.. Tell the wife I said hey." As they slam me to the ground.

[angusburrito]

"Yo is that Mike from accounting? What good man! How's the kids? Is Jake still in that rebellious stage? Yeah teenagers can be like that.. Tell the wife I said hey." As they slam me to the ground.

QUICK ban him he's gathering information. BANISH HIM

[Frenchmaster]

Kick them ass for sure :p

Or just destroy my laptop

[Hackin]

I would turn into the greased up deaf guy from family guy and run.

[Zelix]

I will tell them to get the fuck out of my house before I open CMD and start blowing them up.

[DamienVC]

If I were in your place, I'd say "I don't know who the fuck is the Shockwave you're talking about" 🤣 🤣

[๖ۣۜSyria]

If I were in your place, I'd say "I don't know who the fuck is the Shockwave you're talking about" 🤣 🤣

I swear to god I was waiting for you to home here a say that! 🤗🤣

But for you id have to be "look, i sonly suck nex's d*ck a few times a month! Pls"

[He1senb3rg]

Put all my shit in the microwave, Mr.robot style

[Kronu]

I would just tell them the real reason what happened

[Raf Simons]

You fucking surrender, is what you do.
Dont know about the rest f you but I am not getting shot with a 5.56 / 7.62 round for no reason, not over computer bullshit at least, I will go in pease if that time comes lol

What country do you live in where SWAT teams carry rifles chambered in 7.62?

Yeah why is everyone saying they would open the door? SWAT is gonna C4 that shit before you could even close your pronhub tab.

You're dumb as shit if you think SWAT teams put a brick of C4 on every door they arrive at.

Best way is to have an IDE on ur PC and then activate it leaving no trails behind. You also leave the room with some badass sunglasses and bam
Directed by Michael Bay

I'm assuming you meant an IED? That probably wouldn't be very safe attached to a computer.

So you don't pirate movies, games, TV shows, music, pr0n, or anything else?
You don't discuss illegal activities on your PC? YOU DON'T HAKE THE JANET?!?
IT IS IMPOSSIBREW?!

I may have some pirated music somewhere, but I'll just face those consequences. Not gonna destroy my harddrive and have the legal system fiercely penetrate me over a couple Kanye albums.