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[DAILY JOKES] Yodawarrior's daily jokes!
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Feb 5, 2021 11:12 AM
(Feb 5, 2021 09:28 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Joke #8: WannaCry?
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Feb 5, 2021 05:24 PM
Checking in for my daily joke!
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Feb 6, 2021 02:14 AM (This post was last modified: Feb 8, 2021 03:48 AM by Yoda_warrior.)
(Feb 5, 2021 05:24 PM)ghostboy Wrote:  Checking in for my daily joke!

Joke #8 : What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
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Joke #9 :
CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms
SCSI: System Can’t See It
DOS: Defunct Operating System
PnP: Plug and Pray
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
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Feb 8, 2021 03:59 AM
Joke #10 : What did the 0 say to the 8?
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Feb 8, 2021 05:09 AM
(Feb 8, 2021 03:59 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Joke #10 :  What did the 0 say to the 8?
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Hahaha, that's a good one, took me a second then! Just coincidentally I was on the phone with my little cousin last night and she told me a 'joke' which was "why did the chicken cross the road? to lose weight because he was fat, durr" and it really made me laugh just for the sheer randomness and anti-joke nature of it.
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(Feb 8, 2021 05:09 AM)Koyote Wrote:  Hahaha, that's a good one, took me a second then! Just coincidentally I was on the phone with my little cousin last night and she told me a 'joke' which was "why did the chicken cross the road? to lose weight because he was fat, durr" and it really made me laugh just for the sheer randomness and anti-joke nature of it.

🤣🤣🤣 Nice one🤣 Glad you laughed 👍
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Feb 8, 2021 12:00 PM
Just checking in for my daily jokes from yoda :)
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Feb 8, 2021 01:16 PM
What a lovely thread to make me laugh over and over
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Feb 9, 2021 10:36 AM
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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Feb 9, 2021 01:56 PM
Yoda youre slacking I need my daily joke <3
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Feb 9, 2021 03:50 PM
What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? Seeing you from the back, I thought you were repulsive. But seeing you from the front, I find you attractive!
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Feb 10, 2021 08:05 AM
Joke #12 : What do you call a fake noodle?
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Feb 12, 2021 05:20 AM
(Feb 8, 2021 03:59 AM)Yoda_warrior Wrote:  Joke #10 :  What did the 0 say to the 8?
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Feb 12, 2021 05:37 AM
I guess the last joke is his ban.
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Feb 12, 2021 07:50 PM
I wonder if OP got banned for one of the jokes on this thread.
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