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Ever wanted to ask somebody what the drinks were like at club fed? Now's your chance- shoot away.

Im in here for Conspiracy to Import Illegal Drugs into the US.

Good morning HF 🤍
Ha damn dude, in there on a conspiracy? What does that even mean?
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(Oct 7, 2025 07:53 AM)plops Wrote:  Ha damn dude, in there on a conspiracy? What does that even mean?

Me and two or more persons conspired to commit a federal offense. What makes it worse is you don't have to know all the elements of a conspiracy to be a part of one.
Is gang culture as large as portrayed in films like Shotcaller?
Hey, how long were u there?
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Just curious, how you doing anything related to services while in prison, esp more illegal stuff? LMAO

(Oct 7, 2025 08:04 AM)Oh_Well Wrote:  Hey, how long were u there?

His post says he is "still in there"

(Oct 7, 2025 08:04 AM)HALx86 Wrote:  Is gang culture as large as portrayed in films like Shotcaller?
From someone who actually has been inside - no.
(Oct 7, 2025 07:59 AM)Dr4k0xKaRTeL Wrote:  Me and two or more persons conspired to commit a federal offense. What makes it worse is you don't have to know all the elements of a conspiracy to be a part of one.

Well shoot, best of luck. I hear its best to keep to yourself but I also hear you are forced to join your races gang. Hows your experience in that? Maybe it depends where you are at.
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Well I guess we'll wait a lot for an answer
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What entertainment do you have there? Do you have internet?
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(Oct 7, 2025 09:47 AM)Oh_Well Wrote:  Well I guess we'll wait a lot for an answer

they found his phone and took it away😭😭
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(Oct 7, 2025 08:04 AM)HALx86 Wrote:  Is gang culture as large as portrayed in films like Shotcaller?

Yes. Everything is segregated from the moment you get off the bus. Whites and Mexicans sit on one side of the chow hall, blacks on the other. Gang members with gang members. Same goes for living situations. 90% of Mexican or white is on gang related time.

(Oct 7, 2025 08:04 AM)Oh_Well Wrote:  Hey, how long were u there?

I'm on my 10th year now. I go home within the year.

(Oct 7, 2025 08:05 AM)ReviveTechLLC Wrote:  [Image: PPlteLZ.png]

Just curious, how you doing anything related to services while in prison, esp more illegal stuff? LMAO


His post says he is "still in there"

From someone who actually has been inside - no.

I work remotely via RDP/vps like anyone else.

(Oct 7, 2025 11:14 AM)Jamika Wrote:  What entertainment do you have there? Do you have internet?

They give us tablets and mp3 players and we buy illegal phones 🤣

(Oct 7, 2025 09:47 AM)Oh_Well Wrote:  Well I guess we'll wait a lot for an answer

Or not.. only been caught with one phone over ten years
Is the food as horrible as I hear? Regardless of the answer, what is your least and most favorite food that's not from the commissary?
Have any wild stories from when you were a fish?
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(Oct 7, 2025 04:57 PM)Ѕystem Wrote:  Is the food as horrible as I hear? Regardless of the answer, what is your least and most favorite food that's not from the commissary?

Food is pretty shitty but if your able to make commissary you'll be okay. My favorite is the cosmic brownies
Someone is plugged in with canteen, lmao. Not worried about them tossing you in the hole if they shake you guys down and find the phone?

(Oct 9, 2025 03:02 PM)Dr4k0xKaRTeL Wrote:  Food is pretty shitty but if your able to make commissary you'll be okay. My favorite is the cosmic brownies

Q1: What do you trade your noodles for or vise versa?

Q2: What is your best brick recipe?

Q3: How many times if ever have you had to go to the hole?

Q4: Favorite card game?

not former DOC thank god bc i never scored out but everything OP has said is 100% how it goes down


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