[Hydra]

Bytes Slot Machine
On August 15th, Omniscient announced the release of the new Bytes Slot Machine. The bytes slot machine is a virtual slot machine on HF, which you can use with the newly introduced Bytes. Good luck everyone! >>Source

Mobale, A Mobile-Friendly Theme, In Beta Testing
Head on over to UserCP -> Edit Options to try out the new and upcoming theme of Hack Forums, Mobale. It's still in heavy development which means there will be things out of place, missing, or completely broken. Please be patient while the team works on fixing them. >>Source

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User News

• riyu has been relieved of his Mentor role. Thank you for your service, patriot!
  
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India Introduces Free Healthcare for Poorest Citizens
For the lower five hundred million least wealthy of India's citizens, obtaining healthcare has always been an issue. India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi believes that healthcare is the most important factor in elevating the lowest income citizens. Each citizen will receive an annual budget of around $7,100 towards medical expenses. This will also massively aid India's hospitals which would commonly run out of beds for patients. This seems like a universally positive change for the country's budding economy. They are calling this new initiative "Modicare" after the acting Prime Minister. It is expected to cost India $1.7 billion dollars a year with options for further funding in subsequent years. >>Source

Heatwave Uncovers Downed Airplane
As it turns out, global warming may have a positive. As a result of a recent heat wave, a frozen-over American C-53 Skytrooper has been discovered. The plane was entirely encased in ice in Switzerland. The American transport plane, known as Dakota was making a flight from Austra to Italy on November 18, 1946. A sudden-onset snowstorm forced the aircraft down and it is estimated that the plane collided with the ground going 174 miles per hour. Luckily all onboard were rescued soon after, but the aircraft remained frozen there for 72 years. >>Source

 

Get a Good Night's Sleep
Beauty sleep may be more important than any of us realize. A study published in Nature Communications from the University of California, Berkeley focuses on how lack of sleep can easily put us into this loop of depression. They grabbed eighteen participants and began testing them on sociability. Naturally, they were less likely to engage with others while being sleep deprived. The team also found in a companion study that people are generally less likely to attempt to interact with someone exhibiting traditional signs of loneliness. The authors have taken to calling the study “behavioral profile of social withdrawal and loneliness.” >>Source

Wheat Genome Sequenced
A task previously thought to be insurmountable; the entire wheat genome has been sequenced. This project took a global team thirteen years to pull off. Part of why this achievement is so noteworthy is that the wheat genome is not only larger than that of humans, it is also many times more complex. The team is hopeful that this feat could one day help isolate and treat wheat allergies in humans. That would surely be a giant leap forward for us as a species. >>Source

   

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[Trappy]

Excited for the theme, good job with the news as always.

[Wirt]

Not sure if you're aware but the "World News" section was posted twice. Otherwise, great edition!

[Hydra]

Not sure if you're aware but the "World News" section was posted twice. Otherwise, great edition!

I should ban myself for that. I pasted the wrong section. Thanks, fixed.

[Frankey]

Thanks for another great addition! :-)

I'm mainly just interested in the user news and site statistics. Always fun to read.

[0riginalkillit]

You covered whole HF but You missed an important news
iHydra have been promoted to ADMIN.Good on you!! 👍

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Vitani I will borrow that business idea in HF 😏
Well written funny comic

And another good episode of news that to in my favorite number 404 "Page not found"
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[4158996621556]

omg ive been waiting for 404 so long
ive heard of vyrez being closed but has the reason why been given out?
is it cuz too many newbs complained he scammed them with the 100000 billion dollar daily ebooks?

[Lukas]

I should ban myself for that. I pasted the wrong section. Thanks, fixed.

Ban yourself, nerd.

Thanks for another great addition! :-)

I'm mainly just interested in the user news and site statistics. Always fun to read.

Love you.

omg ive been waiting for 404 so long
ive heard of vyrez being closed but has the reason why been given out?
is it cuz too many newbs complained he scammed them with the 100000 billion dollar daily ebooks?

For being naughty!

[4158996621556]

For being naughty!

OMG no way!

when it was 24 december 2017 i was chillin with santa claus cuz im his personal doge u knw he trust me im his dawg u know fam
anyways he was preparing all the gifts and all and i wanted to see if like some celebrities were getting some gifts
so terry crews obviously he was good he got a nice lamborghini from santa... i remember him saying "thanks santa ure dope"
some members here were so kind dam they got awesome gifts imagine how good they mustve been this year!!
anyways i took a look at the naughty list and yea... vyrez was there but i was like:

but santa hes making 1000s of people earn millions every hour... whats wrong with u? r u jealous of his cash cash bling bling money making skills skills?
santa looked at me and said:
ma boi u rly dont kno' the truth homie... in the future ull see ull see

i thought he was joking but this ban and this reason proves santa knows everything and is real

how r we gonna tell all the world taht santa is real again??

since evry stupid cheap ass parent cant afford to give gifts to their kids they say santa aint real and obviously their kids go to the naughty list (maybe vyrez got in the naughty list because his parents lied to him of santa being fake...)
how r we gonna tell the world to believe in him again??

i hope they believe me after this proof... im furious!!!!! i hope economy gets fixed so parents can afford more gifts i mean wait wasnt santa the one giving gifts yes ok the parents are just mean i hope they go to jail once satan proves he's real once and for all

i wanna see 1 person who sees my story and sees vyrez getting banned and doesn't believe in santa claus
thats right... noone.. cuz im right
checkmate woof woof

[Toasties]

I'm very happy you made the thread title not found I was waiting for this!

[Horizon]

Good read, thank you for working this together.

Looking forward to the next edition.

[Soulmate～っ☆]

Thanks for another great addition! :-)

I'm mainly just interested in the user news and site statistics. Always fun to read.

Glad you are enjoying mine and Lukas' sections <3

[Prince™]

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[Krueger]

Good job ! Keep up the good work HFNT. I did enjoy reading it.